Dramatis Personae (Characters in the Play)

Wayne - A Canadian Mathematician

Cathie - A Canadian Artist

Anthony - An American businessman; married to Sorena

Sorena - Cathie's Childhood friend; married to Anthony

Constructor - A Resource Allocator (Allocates Memory for new object in Object Oriented Programming)

Agent Getter - A (Canadian) Department of National Defense Liaison Officer (Retrieves Protected Data in Object Oriented Programming)

Waitress Setter - An American Waitress (Changes Protected Data in Object Oriented Programming)

Waitress Getter - An American Waitress (Retrieves Protected Data in Object Oriented Programming)

Bartender Getter - An American Bartender (Retrieves Protected Data in Object Oriented Programming)

Clive - A Canadian Physicist

John - A Canadian Engineer

Howard - A Canadian Material Scientist

Sergey - A Russian Diplomat (Named after Sergey Lavrov)

Yakiv - A Ukrainian Diplomat

Fozhan - A Local (American)

Officiator - A religious official