Dr. Bender’s plan works

Near the end of the party, every Avenger was a little bit tipsy, and Steve called everyone at a large table, and set the briefcase down in the middle of it. “A little souvenir from earlier today!” He said, and opened it up, and removed the screen. Steve then pulled out what seemed to be a dispersal device that was hidden underneath the screen, and suddenly it turned on! Before anyone knew it, they were all breathing in a white gas, and all but Steve fell ****. He pulled out his phone and dialed a number labeled only as “AA”, at the top, and called it.

“It is done sir, they are ****.” Steve said, in a trance. He then told the person on the other end of the line the Avenger Tower’s security codes, so he could get it.

“Good, good!” Dr. Bender said. “I’ll be up there in five minutes!” Steve sat down silently, between Tony and Natasha, and waited.

Five minutes went by, and Dr. Bender came in through a door, with two more briefcases, a air mask on, and a smile on his face. “Hello Steve! I’m so glad you followed my instructions so well. Now then,” he said, opening one briefcase to reveal headphones, each specially marked for a specific Avenger. “help me place these on your friends’ heads. And when you’re done with that, put on the ones labeled with your name.”

After a “yes sir”, Steve started placing the marked headphones on everyone’s head, and then put his on. The Doctor then opened the other briefcase, revealing two sets of vials, two for each Avenger. The top row would make the Avengers into females/sex bombs immediately, while the bottom row would do this over time. Dr. Bender then pressed a button on his watch, turning the mental messages on. It was perfect. The male Avengers would either believe they were always beautiful females in Bender’s service, or would slowly want to become that. The female Avengers would either slowly realize their lesbian love for the now female Avengers (aside from a devotion to Dr. Bender, of course,) or it would happen immediately.