Down on His Luck and Under House Arrest

You looked at yourself, your hair had become way too long and your beard was almost to your chest, you didn't see any point of changing your appearance your were stuck in here for the next 5 months, You looked over the new underwear you had gotten, it all looked to be about your size, and luckily living alone gave you some privacy,

you sniff and realized you desperately needed a shower, so grabbing a pair of the new underwear you ran to the bathroom to shower.

As you finished drying off you looked at the pair of apparent magical underwear and scoffed