Doubling his Cockiness

Well, this is awkward.

Let me paint the picture for you. You see, I was standing with my pants down, Big Billy sticking out as stiff as a pole. I had my new phone aimed frontwards facing a sexy heroine who was prostrating herself with minimal effort on my part. And nothing about that was too weird, according to her at least. I was about to lose my virginity in the most untraditional way possible. And you can bet your ass I was going to brag about it at school! That's another reason I wanted to take so many pictures, just in case if I randomly lost this ability I needed proof!

Shit. I'm getting off track. Look, what I'm trying to say is, this isn't a position I would like to be caught in. Imagine your mom walking on in you about to stick your dick into a blender. That would be awkward as fuck! Well now, instead of your mom, what if it was Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and a hot magician? Even worse! I mean, if my mom caught me about to stick my dick in an older woman who looks like she could be a stripper. Yeah, I'd be scared she'd beat my ass. But now, I'm afraid these guys are going to erase me from existence!

I let my guard down, assuming that they didn't care about what I did cause of this earring. Apparently, I was wrong. Dead, wrong. Swear to god, all I did was blink. I closed my eyes for less than a millisecond. I open them, and I'm now in the furthest thing from a cafeteria.

This room's terribly ominous for a superhero headquarters. The entire place is dim, with the exceptions of the intensely bright light overhead and the many monitors, generating a faint blue glow- Wait....shit. Of course! Of course, they have security cameras; my sexual haze clouded me so much it didn't even cross my mind. The three of them were sitting across the table from me, and they weren't smiling; I can tell you that. Honestly, I can't make out their faces in the dark. But even so I can tell it's them, and I can assume they ain't happy. Even if Wonder Woman didn't rat me out, because she thought everything I did to her was normal. They all clearly saw me on the cams.

What makes this even worse is that somehow, they must be immune to my new power. Why else would they warp me here? I guess my sexual adventure comes to an end here....

Unless...

Maybe my powers still work, and they just warped me here for something entirely unrelated! I made it this far; I doubt fate would let me-

"You Sir, are in tremendous trouble." The Magician lady in the middle spoke up.

Nevermind, I'm fucked, well it was good while it lasted. I never got to nut in anyone, but hey, beggars can't be chooser! I basically lived out my fantasy; I just wish I could have taken it farther. This earring's ability gave me so much potential, sucks that I was taking things so slowly if I knew they were watching me I'd have gone straight to the fucking! At least in hindsight, it's probably a good thing they caught me when they did. I'm pretty sure I would have ended up taking over the world or something, this type of power can get to your head. All I want is to be able to live to tell this tale; I'd immediately become the most popular dude in school! But sadly I have a sinking feeling that if they don't decide to end my life on the spot, they'd most likely use some technology to erase my memory. I do know some of their secret identities after all.

"What you were doing to Black Canary, and what you did to Wonder Woman was completely out of line. Do you understand that?"

"In your defense." Wonder Woman to her right said, "I do not see anything you did to me to be amiss. But these two are adamant that-"

"We've been over this Diahna! It's his mind-bending powers making you think that!" Green Lantern stood up and pointed at me "You're a little freak, you find out you gained this power, and you use it to **** people sexually?"

He's not wrong, I am a freak, but I'm also a little bitch. And even though deep down, I don't regret any of this. I'm still going to pretend that I'm sorry, cause that's what little bitches do as soon as shit goes down.

"I-t I... It was an accident! I'm soo sorry! I couldn't help myself I- They weren't- They just let me do it, so I assumed they didn't mind! I didn't think it was that bad, I'm sorry! I won't do it again, please, please don't hurt me!"

"You see Hal." The magician lady turned to him, "He's not a horrendous person, he simply got carried away. We can sort this mess without maki a mess."

Green Lantern is getting visually heated, come on, he was a dude once shouldn't he want to help out a fellow bro? "This man, acting like he didn't know what he's doing. When I was his age, I knew what was and wasn't considered sexual harassment."

"I- well... Is it really considered sexual harassment if they never told me to stop?"

"Well, you know he has a point."

"Zee what the hell?!"

"I'm joking; I'm joking" She stood up from her seat and snapped her fingers.

Instantly the rest of the room was illuminated, the sudden brightness made my eyes ache. But I could finally see where I am. It's most definitely a control room. If the apparent cameras weren't enough of a clue, to my left there is a long table sticking out of the wall with various keypads and screens built into it. One display had loads of random numbers; another showed a digital 3D chart of the earth. With names and points of what I assume are other members of the League and their current locations. I noticed Martian Manhunter was currently in the North Pole, what the hell is he doing there? Doesn't he hate the cold? Or, is that the Heat? Look, I don't know much about the male super hero's okay.

I new white dot appeared on the screen; the name 'Power Girl' showed up. Apparently, She was in the station, and she left just now. Wait, Power Girl was here!? Dammit! She has to be the most busty super out there, and that's saying something cause I just met some people with big ta-tas. I would've searched high and low to have a chance to motorboat those hooters. I guess instead of having the opportunity to do it for real I'm going to have to try to get myself another latent dream...

"Achem"

Oh shit, I honestly forgot I was in here, having a brain in your dick would do that to you.

"If you're done staring at our private information-"

Now that the light's on, I can get a good look at the magician lady in the middle. And Dam! I remember seeing her briefly before, but I didn't get a good look. Why the heck do all the females in the Justice League look like they could be porn stars but instead they got super powers and decided to become heroes? She's wearing a corset which shows off her stupidly deep cleavage. What the fuck is going through their minds when they choose what to wear? Like, how can they expect us to be civil when they're showing us so much!? Also, how the fuck does She keep her Mcguffies from flying out when they're in battle?

"-We need to discuss what to do with you. I understand that you didn't have any ill intent and you were just obeying your hormones."

"Nah he was obeying his dick."

"Hal." Wonder Woman said.

"Oh whatever we all know it's true."

"As I was saying, your actions must be punished. Now I'm not the leader of the League, but Super Man isn't here right now. So we can deal with this ourselves and sweep it under the rug. Or, we can wait for him to get back, and let him deal with you."

Like hell I want Super Man to get involved, he'd beat my ass more than that time Mom did when I spent 2,000$ of her money on lottery tickets and didn't make back a single buck. He'd paddle me across dimensions; I'll do whatever she decides as long as I don't get on his bad side. Hell, I'm pretty sure he and Wonder Woman are a thing, and I know that if some horny teen was smashing my girl, I'd-

Well, I'd probably be okay with it in all honesty, I know from experience what it's like to be thirsty. Bro's gotta help each other out if only someone taught Green Lantern that. All he cares about is 'making sure his friends are safe' Pffffft. I wouldn't give a shit if I were him...... Wow, I'm a horrible person, probably why I don't have many friends..

Anyhow

"Sure I'll do whatever! Please don't get him involved."

"That's the attitude of someone who wants to make things right," She said as she leaned over and elbowed Green Lantern.

"Pff"

"Alright, first things first. Let's return your stolen items. Okay? She asked this with her arms folded under her hefty marshmallows, pushing them up even further!

Heyzeus Mierda! Her breasts were already bound to pop out, but this simple action made them look like appetizers on a plate. I should be seeing her nipples at this point, where the fuck are they!? Big Billy started to reappear in my pants after hiding this whole time like the coward he is. Tits and Ass are one of the few things that can make him appear in dangerous situations. Man, I wish I could go up to her and rip down that corset to find her nips. She isn't a Power Girl, but dam she's close! I wish I could see her thighs from this side of the round-table, from what I remember she has tight fishnet stockings as Black Canary does.

I was staring at her for who knows how long, I sure don't, and Billy Pocking straightforward in her direction. Like he was pointing telling me to go and find a hole to stick him in. I was about to step forward when I realized where the heck I am. I legitimately need to have a talk with Billy, Hector, Mason, all of them! They always make me do dumb shit, I could get killed if I do a wrong move.

"Well?" She said, are you going to give them to us?

I ripped my eyes up from her bobambas. "Uh- I'm sorry I-"

"Yeah, I need to get back to the tour, I have no idea how long Arthur can distract our guests."

"Meh, I'm pretty sure they'll be busy for some time." Green Lantern said, pointing to one of the monitors.

Oh wow, it looked like they were having fun. Aqua Man had them in a pool, riding dolphins and sharks. Wait, they have a pool. Oh god, images of the images of Wonder Woman, the magician, Super Girl, and Power Girl in bikini's made Huge Hector come out to see what's going on. The tent in my pants is getting too noticeable for my taste, and the fact that I don't have a chair to sit on like the rest of them do doesn't help hide it.

I noticed Wonder Woman looked down to my pants, her eyes widened for a moment and then she went back to looking at my face. They obviously see it, but they're not put off by it. I guess they're real adamant to stay away from any raunchy subjects. But it's hard not to get raunchy when two of the four people in here are showing off more skin than socially acceptable!

And if I recall correctly, Green Lantern said 'Arthur'. Instead of Auqua Man. Like, that's his real name.. I mean, I really didn't care what his secret identity was. But they did he just oust his buddies real name like that? And now that I think about it more, Wonder Woman did say 'Hal' again. It's like they don't care that I know their real names..

Don't. Care.

"Oh Shit!"

"What?" The magician chick asked, "Are you going to give me the stuff you sto-"

"N- No?"

"Hm?" She tilted her head ever so slightly to the side; I don't know if this was a threat. Like she was saying 'Repeat that, I dare you.'

Well, I'm always willing to dare.

"No. I'm keeping the phone."

"Alright, that's fine, I guess." She lifted her hand to her top hat and took it off her head. Flipping it over, she stuck her hand in and pulled out. The thing I was curious about since I got my earring. She plucked out the second earring and held it in my view. "But I need the other earring to this; it's extremely hazardous. I feel like you might not understand the power it holds."

"Oh he knows what it does," Green Lantern snorted.

I noticed that he's on his phone now, completely losing interest in what I'm doing.

I smiled.

"Yeah he's right, I do have a pretty good idea at what it can do. Or should I say, what it can let me do."

I set my sights for Wonder Woman, who hasn't said much during this whole confrontation. She was mostly sitting and observing. I dashed around the table in her direction and jumped onto her nice strong lap with a plop. Hector was with me the whole time he helps me from not pussying out when sexy situations occur. Hector splayed himself on Wonder Woman's chest; he was aching to come out of his confines so, of course, I obliged and ripped him out. He was so long at this point; his tip touched the bottom of her breast if he was a little longer I could theoretically suck myself off. But why the hell would I do that.

No, I put my mouth on something a lot more appealing, the goddesses' mouth. I mashed my face inter hers with so much **** she leaned back a bit, which is pretty impressive for me knowing how strong she is. Though in fairness she probably isn't even bothering to resist me. I sucked on her face, until I needed to stop for air. I pulled back with a pop, took a deep breath, and went back in. This time leaning my chest into hers, I could feel her bazookas squeezing into my chest as we sucked faces for, bitch I don't know how long, I was in the zone.

I pulled back again, biting on to her bottom lip for the extra zing of pleasure. She merely looked back at me and blinked twice.

"Where did you get all that energy fro-" I shoved my hand into her mouth, after scratching my crotch of course. Man, I love doing that.

"You don't get to talk." Then I looked to my right and saw the magic chick just staring at me.

After getting my attention, she said "So, you done? Can I have the earring now? I don't think it's safe with you."

"Maybe later, but probably not. Anyway, magic bitch, what's your name?"

"Oh, you don't know? It's Zatanna."

"Hmm, it's a cute name, it really is," I said as I pulled my hand out of Wonder Woman's mouth, and then shoved it down her top to grab a tit. This. This is heaven; I squeezed her left honker once I found the nip.

"So Zatanna."

"Hm?"

"You're next."