Don't wait up...

"Hey hon, I'll be hangin' with some of my girlfriends tonight. Sorry, it was kinda last minute. One of Kelsey's friends has a birthday today and she wanted someone to go barhopping with. I'll probably be DD, I'm not much of a social drinker anyways, lol. I'll be home later tonight. Oh, and I did pick up some more shaving cream at the store, maybe I'll show you what else I bought later ;)"

Well, that's a little depressing, you thought. You were quite excited to spend the day with Ally when she got back, but now you had to rethink. Being full and satisfied with two of your basic needs, you decide that maybe you need to give yourself a personal massage. Anyways, it's not like you've had a lazy day recently.

You go upstairs and into your den where you have a nice, big projector connected to your computer and a beanbag where you can read, watch movies, or 'whatever.' You strip down and plop into your beanbag chair. The suede feels nice against your skin, money well spent, you thought. After adjusting to the most comfortable position, you pull up a porn search engine. This one allows you to pick tags for what you find kinky, and it finds as many videos that could possibly have the tag applied. Simple enough and self-explanatory.