Don't Have a Cow, James!

James stood still, relieved that the extent of Rebecca's powers didn't go beyond a very powerful hypnotism and he couldn't actually be transformed.

"Well I guess that was a long shot. Still, I thought you were supposed to do anything I told you" a visibly disappointed Anna pouted.

"Well, I guess not something that's impossible. Besides I didn't even understand what you were saying" James shrugged, unmoved by her plight and thinking back to the Latin sounding words she had spoken. He had never been much good at Latin.

"You were supposed to turn into a female cow!" Anna explained in frustration.

Suddenly, a disorientating wave of fuzzy, tingling painless sensations swept over James's body. For a moment he wasn't sure what was going on, but once the feelings subsided he noticed that he was on all fours on the floor in front of Anna. Feeling he must have fallen over in the strange moment he just had, James tried to stand up but realised he couldn't. He attempted to call out to Anna to for assistance but found himself making a series of loud, agitated mooing noises.

It was at this point Anna knelt down in front of James in a state of disbelief and intense joy "Holy shit! It actually worked! Is that you James? Can you understand me? Moo once for yes and twice for no!"

"Moooo!!" James bellowed back in confusion.

"You're a cow James! Look!"

Anna held her phone out for James who saw to his astonishment a cow staring back at him, just like any regular one you might see on. He, now she, took a step forward to get a closer look and the cow on the camera moved forward too. She let out a concerned mooing sound and the cow that she now realised was definitely her did the same.

"Okay James, I want you to lie on the ground in front of me!" Anna ordered. Naturally James did as she was told and settled at Anna's feet "Okay, I want you to moo once for yes, twice for no. Do you understand?"

"Mooo!"

"That is definitely you, James, right?"

"Mooo!"

"And you understand that you are now my pet cow?"

"Mooo!"

"But I can turn you into anything else I want just by asking?"

"Mooo!"

Anna took a moment to fan herself since she was almost hyperventilating with excitement. She then paused a moment in thought.

"You know, I don't think I can stand to give you after twenty four hours so you are going to be fully obedient to me permanently. That counts since I gave the order today right?"

"Mooo!" James realised with horror that it did. How was she ever going to get out of this bizarre and twisted new relationship with Anna as her fully obedient, endlessly transformable pet.

"Does that make you happy James?"

"Mooo! Mooo!" James mooed twice emphatically to make it clear that this was not what she wanted.

"Aw, that's okay!" Anna giggled as she knelt down and stroked James's back "You'll find I'm a really careful owner. I bet you'll grow to love being my pet. But for now, I want to see if I can milk you!"