Don't Go Near The Yellow Snow !

Debbi stared miserably out of the windscreen as the snow fell steadily. The lorry wasn't going anywhere any time soon. Even in first gear, it had failed totally to get up the steep incline of the hill on which it was stuck with several other heavy goods vehicles, as the normal traffic crawled nervously by. Jock had phoned for a tow truck but goodness knows how long that was likely to take to get there through the stalled traffic.

"I could try flagging down a car , see if any are going in your direction to take you back ?" Jock suggested. "Oh yeah, like I'm gonna get in a car with a total stranger in snowy weather in just my bra and pants !" Debbi scoffed. "Anyway, my car and house keys are with my clothes back in the office" she moaned. "That cow Angela kept them."

Jock was trying to keep some heating going but had to ration it. Debbi began to shiver. "We could get in the sleeping compartment behind us and cuddle together ? That'd keep us warm" the practically minded Jock proposed. "In your dreams" was Debbi's response. She began to fidget. "I need to wee" she admitted. "It looks like there's a flat patch over there, just before the embankment" Jock pointed. "Nip out quick, no-one will see you." Debbi hesitated. "I can't do that !" But bodily functions got the better of her.

Steeling herself against the cold, she clambered down from the cab towards the one suitable patch that Jock had indicated. She felt hideously exposed but thankfully it was dark now with the early winter sunset. She had lowered her new white knickers and was just in full flow when another stranded lorry switched on its headlights, illuminating Debbi as if in a spotlight ! Slowly passing cars began honking and she heard laughter from several of the parked up lorries but there was nothing she could do until nature had taken its course. She then hastily hauled up her knickers and tottered precariously back to the lorry. "Watch out where the huskies go" she heard someone call out !

"Not my fault" Jock laughed, as the shivering Debbi climbed back into the cab. "Bollocks" Debbi cursed angrily. "Here, you'd better put this on" said Jack, reaching into the sleeping compartment and pulling out a heavy duty donkey jacket. "Why didn't you give me that earlier ?" Debbi scolded him, as she thankfully took the jacket and put it on. "That wasn't part of the prize deal and I was enjoying the view too much" Jock explained with a grin !