Dog-pile on the Deadman

The second you enter the door, your assaulted by the strangest of vision's. A red headed woman in a dirty blue jumpsuit living in what could be called a waistland talking to another red head wearing a dirty straw cowboy hat. A sinisterly smileing woman that seems to be your height.

Dressed in what seems to be a red suit and a wide brimed hat standing next to two smaller girls. One with long black hair dressed in a suit with a huge flintlock rifle leaning next to her, and a cheery seeming Blond in a type of uniform.

Multitudes of other visions flash by, and the main theme you spy is that they are all female. Almost seconds after you blink though you soon find yourself at the bottom of an improtue dogpile.

The squabbleing and struggleing of the Meisters combined with the wracket caused by the witch's **** bodys falling onto random areas Awakens the still slumbering Yachiru.

Sitting up Yachiru takes in the scene before her and blinks owlishly for a few seconds before letting loose a roof rattleing squeel. The house is soon filled with the sounds of boots pounding on the floor as all of the girls come running to the source of the noise.

"JOhn-kun! Yachiru-chan, Are you...two...o.k?!" Rangiku is the first down the stares and is slowed to a stop by the sight before her. "What the HELL!?" Renji and Chimpette yelp tandemly As the rest of the girls seemingly share the same concern.

"A little help her would be nice!!" Soul yelps as you mumble incohearently. After untangleing the mess in your room, you and ALL the girls are soon sitting in the living room. Shinigami and Arrancar on one side, Meisters and witchs on the other and you standing in the middle with Eruka still somehow clinging to your waist.

"Care to expalin, Husband?" Kaiten asks with a slight threatening tone to her voice. "Yes I'm quite excited to hear how you pulled this off John-kun." While Kaiten's tone held a small threat, Unohana's was completely Jovial, like she found this extreamly funny.

Meanwhile Anko and Snakey where pokeing at the prone form of Medusa. "She stinks of snakes huh?" Snakey murmers as she pokes Medusa in the nose. "Yeah....but there's something else about her too!?" Anko scratchs her head at the strangeness of Medusa and Crona.

Decideing that now was a good enough time, you begin your story. Shock, Anger, Yelling, Tears, Fighting, these where what you expected to recieve at the end of your tale. What you GOT though left you as a shell shocked husk that slowly started to drift away in the imaginary wind.

Out and out right laughter. Not disbelieveing or sarcastic laughter, but pure joyfull laughter. "Oh oh god!!! That's too funny!!! Gya ha ha ha!!!!" Yoruichi squeels in laughter. Even Unohana was hit by the giggles.

The laughter was so loud and racus that it woke up the witchs. "What in the name of?!" "W-w-where are we?" "Gero?" In your misery you believed that the laughter couldnt get any louder, But the second free awoke though you where proven wrong.

"Hmm...wasa..." Free mumbles as she sits up. The second she spots you, you tense up thinking she might attack but your fears are unboudned when. "JOHN-KUN!!" Free squeels happly before poping into her were form and pounceing on you.