Does anyone object?

As Mitchell and Tanya stood, humiliated and degraded, Rachel called for silence again, before saying "Now, if anyone here should see reason why these two people shouldn't be joined together in union, speak now or forever hold your peace!"

"How about the fact that she's dressed like a sex doll, and he's dressed up likely a fucking bride?!" one man called out, much to the merriment of those around him.

"Well," Rachel conceded, "that's what they chose to wear. It's not a reason for objecting to their union, it's just one more reason to acknowledge them as the Slut Bitch and Sissy Girl that they both are!" she ruled.

The man laughed, "Fair enough!" he said, before taking another swig from his beer.

"Shouldn't he have given her a wedding ring?!" one woman called out.

Rachel nodded as a murmur of agreement rippled around the crowd.

"Unfortunately, Mitchell can't afford to buy her a wedding ring, as he's not man enough. Still," she added thoughtfully, "he should give hersomething."