Dodge and try to Run Away

You didn't stand a chance, and your body knew that just as well! You dodged out of the way immediately, allowing the Boar minion to destroy another part of the fence. You then sprinted as far as your legs could carry you, running out of the mud pit to escape from the vile clutches of the sorceress and her foul minions! Sure, you were running around half naked, covered in mud and all of your dignity gone. But it was better than the fate of all who had attempted to challenge these foul monsters and lost...

Several months later.

You were living a quiet life in a village far far away. You didnt know exactly how far it was in terms of distance, but you knew there would not be any smelly disgusting anthros who could come and destroy you. It was the perfect getaway to escape from the gross smelly adventure you had embarked on. You realized just how foolish it was to try to be an adventurer and defeat or slay these foul monsters, when you could never have to touch one a day in your life!

But that quiet life was about to come to an end. As one night before you fell asleep, you could hear a loud ruckus outside of your home. You stepped out onto the village street, to see an army of barbaric monstrous anthros on the loose. Each of them doing gross foul things to the villagers, and one had set his sights on you! A big lumbering fat humanoid pig was stomping his way forward, more than five times your size.

"Oh look. Another one. This ones all mine!"

He jumped into the air, his big butt slamming down and flattening you in an instant. Everything happened so fast, the final thing you heard and smelled was one great big..

BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

Before you fainted, doomed to whatever foul smelly fate the monstrous anthro wanted to do with you...

Game Over!