Dodge!

Without thinking, Texas rolls to her right at the last second when the Goblin unleashes a gigantic fart! This fart alone was enormous enough to engulf the entire town and still have more to cover! Texas was terrified! How could such a small creature unleash a mighty flatulent blast fit for a monster!?

Texas shakes the doubt from her head and stands up. The Goblin turns around, grinning with a moranic expression having expected to witness Texas's smelly fate, but instead is greeted with a solid kick to her jaw!

Texas delivers a flying kick to the Goblin and sends her effortlessly knocked to the floor. The Goblin wobbles around as she struggles to stand back up, she wipes her mouth and notices blood on her wrist. The moranic, silly grin and idiotic expression falls. Her eyes narrow, and a sadistic smile takes its place.

"Good. I was hopin this world had sum fun." She spit on the ground, her thick dark yellow saliva melts into a random stone. She stretches her arms, cracks her back, and slaps both her ass cheeks for good measure.

Texas loosens up her lasso and readys to toss it! "You just tried to **** an officer missie, thats grounds for a few weeks in the cell. Make this easy for the both of us." Texas asks politely while keeping her guard very high.

The Goblin keeps her piercing gaze at Texas as they both circle one another. "Its been a looooong time since a soon-to-be ass **** managed to strike me. You're quick. But you'll tire out soon, and when you do, you'll be begging for my stink. They always beg." The Goblin mockingly clasps her hands together and taunts her previous victims, "ooooh please miss Gobo Goddess, lemme have just one whiff! Just a wittle whiff!" The Goblin laughs at her own mockery.

Texas remains stoic, but has begun sweating. "So what? You magical or sumthin?" The Goblin rolls her eyes, "they always assume its magic. But hey, if you're curious, you could always get on your knees, close your eyes, and I'll give you a sloppy, warm kiss with my asshole so you can find out?" The Goblin turns around and begins waving her ass at Texas with a malicious smile, biting her lip and giggling.

Texas doesn't reply, she takes the moment to think, "This is bad. She's strong, real strong! Dammit, she's so far but I can practically taste her stink from here! I don't like how I'm getting used to it... it wasn't too long ago that I hurled my breakfeast up over that rock before we even locked eyes. I best make sure my next move counts."

Texas makes her move.