Do they ever?

Unable to find a fourth lily pad for her butt, Anna's assheeks bounce as she makes her way through the woods, along what she hopes is the path of the highway, in the direction she came from, in the hopes of finding a gas station or cliché clothes line with a fresh new outfit for her to claim. Anna sees civilization coming up ahead of her. She hurries over to a tree to duck behind, and stick her head out to take a look at what's ahead.

After some time she sees a sign that says LETCHWOOD STATE PARK. Anna rolls her eyes at this point when she realizes she's been taken from NYC to Upstate NY. She's surprised at her own mundane reaction but she's been through a lot at this point.

She recoils back behind her safety tree when she hears voices.

"I don't think I'm comfortable with this"

"Come on, look I'll go first."

Anna looks over to find two girls around her age by a lake. One girl takes her shirt and pants off and holds her arms out to present herself. Anna envies this new girl's state of dress as she still has her bra and panties. The other girl looks more embarrassed than Anna does at this point.

"It's not like we're getting naked dude!"

"I know but..."

"Just follow my lead"

The underwear-clad girl does a Jesus pose and falls backwards into the water. The splash gets on the **** girl, causing her to let out one loud laugh.

While she contemplates joining her friend, Anna contemplates joining her friend's discarded clothes.

But does Anna want to subject this girl to what she's been through? Well not quite the same thing. This girl probably lives around here and has her car parked not too far away.

After much consideration, Anna decides that the girl's potential car is more use to her than her clothes at this point. Car means a ride, a ride means getting to a clothing store or a diner where Anna is willing to eat a three course breakfast wearing nothing but her lily pads at this point.

The shy girl bites her lip and is just about to lift her shirt up when suddenly-

"Hi"

She turns around and screams at the sight of this mostly nude forest witch, clad in wet foliage tightly gripping her private parts.

New girl falls back onto her clothed butt (such privilege) and water girls sticks her head up to see what's going on.

"Can you guys help me out?"

Water girl gets out of the water and is now out of the water girl, and approaches Anna with wide eyes and a big smile.

"Oh my god, you're Mermaid Girl!"

"It's Anna actually"

Out of water girl grabs her phone out of her pants and pulls up Tik Tok, showing Anna the video of her enjoying her little bath.

400K views already. Anna debates how visible her face is. The video was shot from afar, clearly zoomed in, and she has bits of her scraggly wet hair in her face. One thing is certain, her wet buttcheeks hog a good portion of the spotlight, the modesty leaves failing to protect the real star of the show despite most likely creating the namesake for what's hopefully not about to be a meme.

Anna buries her face in her hands, then looks back up at the girls.

"Look I haven't had the best night and-"

"One night stand gone wrong? Creepy guy you met online chased you though the woods?"

"No, I just moved into my new place in Brooklyn."

The other girl laughs now, who Anna just remembered is getting a full view of her ass, but who isn't these days?

"Brooklyn? For real?

"Yep. So if you guys could please loan me something to wear and help me get to a train or something that would be just-"

Out of water girl is now filming with her phone. Anna shoots her a look of disgust and doesn't even both covering her lily pads.

"Really man? I'm just asking you for help here"

"Sarah, stop it"

The other girl jumps to her defense and provides the name for the out of water girl.

"Come one, just be in one Tik Tok, I need more followers! Then I'll get you whatever you need"