Do the Robot

Boot sequence initiated. Running internal diagnostics. No errors found. Scanning environment. Parsing...

Environment: Public park. Standing next to path. Humans walking by. Greenery available.

Alert. Administrator detected. Engage greeting. "This unit is online. What are your orders, Administrator?"

Audio Sensors: Administrator: "Run your full mobility diagnostic."

Engage response. "Yes Administrator"

Testing arms. Extending arms forward. Rotating arms. Waving hands. Wiggling fingers. Slapping self. Sucking fingers. Arms test complete.

Testing legs. Walking. Squatting. Jumping. Lunging. Hip thrusts. Legs Complete.

Testing face. Crossing eyes. Smiling. Frowning. Ahego face. Seductive gaze. Silly face. Face complete.

Testing full body integration. Jumping jacks. Crab walk. Sucking toes. Masturbating while fingering anus. Full body complete.

Engage status update. "Diagnostic complete. No errors found."

Audio Sensors: Administrator: "Engage personality subroutine 'James'"

Just like that, James felt his thoughts returning to him. He'd been aware this whole time, but he hadn't been thinking. He immediately tried covering himself up again, only to see that he'd been painted silver. He was so humiliated, thinking back. He'd just masturbated and sucked his toes while standing in the middle of a public park, for fuck's sake! He also spotted the jar sitting in front of him, which he'd missed earlier. People had been putting money into it, like he was a street performer.

Amy caught his attention again. James shut his eyes and covered his ears, forgetting that he was exposing himself again in his rush to not be hypnotized again.

Then he felt a tap on his forehead, and everything faded away from him, despite his best efforts to stay awake.