Divorced Empty Nester Who Recieves what she thinks is a gag gift

Forty-four year old Donna Zervos did her morning cleaning.

It was the first weekend after she dropped her son off at college across town. He could have lived in home but wanted to live in the dorms. Her oldest son was in grad school even further away. She had been keeping herself as busy as possible. She had been divorced for ten years and lived in a nice townhouse. She worked as a real-estate agent, and received $2000 a month in alimony, which meant she did not have to hustle too hard at her job.

It was Saturday when the doorbell rang. Donna turned off the vacuum and looked at her doorbell camera. She saw a delivery person walking away from her door and a package was on her doorstep. She put her coffee down on her coaster in her immaculate house. She retrieved the package from her porch. It had no return address, which she thought was strange considering it had been delivered by a large delivery company.

She sat on her couch and opened the package. She laughed at what she saw.