Distract him even harder

You know that the only way you're going to beat him this time is by really distracting him to the point where he'll just stand there while you destroy him. There is literally no other way for you to succeed, given your track record, and your busted controller on top of it. Before you ever find him, you reach one hand down to Alex's crotch and rub it through his pants. He murmurs his approval and lowers his arms, obviously paying less attention to the game.

Knowing you're going to need your hand back, you decide to sit on his lap and rub yourself against him, hoping to have the same effect. You couldn't be happier with the results. He reaches a hand around you and places it on your thigh, stroking it softly. A hand on your thigh means one fewer hand on his controller. You take the opportunity to find him and start shooting at him. Before his free hand even makes it back onto his controller, you have his shields down, and he doesn't even stand a chance. You kill him with ease and revel in your triumph as you finally managed to score a kill, when it finally came down to the risk of being stuck as a woman forever.

"Ugh, that was a dirty trick!" Alex groans as you stand up from his lap.

"But it worked, and now you've got to use one of these," you throw the package of condoms at him, and they hit him squarely in the chest.

Alex picks up the box, and looks at it for a moment before starting to say, "Hey, these are not g--"

"No whining!" you interrupt. "It'll work just fine. Just put it on and let's get this over with." Alex shrugs and follows your order. He removes his pants quickly, tears open a foil packet and unrolls the condom within onto his rock hard shaft. You look down at it and see that it is slightly thicker than your own had been, but it was maybe about an inch shorter.