Dirk meets a Gnome

They came upon a clearing filled with flowers and mushrooms.

"We need to gather some umber mushrooms," said Eilwy. "They grow in clearings like this and are dark purple.You search over there while I look here," she directed Dirk before proceeding into the field of flowers and mushrooms.

Dirk's cock was so stiff but he thought maybe that focusing on looking for the mushrooms might take his mind off it so he got to work. It was some time later and Dirk had not found any of the mushrooms yet but at least the aching of his cock had subsided a bit. Just then Dirk noticed something move out of the corner of his eye but as he turned to look he realized his feet had sunken into the ground and he couldn't move.

"Who are you and why are you in my clearing?" Dirk heard a voice say. He looked around but could not locate the source and then he heard "down here you big idiot." Dirk glanced down and saw a small man no more than three feet tall with short arms and legs, a round belly, and a large beard.

Dirk had never met one but he immediately recognized he was looking at a gnome.