Dig a house into the tree

You quickly get to work, mining out the base of the tree, and making yourself a comfy little home. You have a crafting table, and a door, but that's about it right now. As you sit in your house, the booming footsteps of the hostile mobs surround you. But something seems off, looking outside your window, you see that all of the mobs are hot women, from the spiders, to the creepers, to the zombies. It seems that your size isn't the only thing off in this world.