Diet

"Shanta, are married, engaged, or dating?"

"No, I'm single."

"How often do you have sex?"

"Um, maybe once a month."

"OK, well you need to change that. For the next six months, I want you to swallow semen once a week."

"Really?"

"I'm the doctor. Follow doctor's orders."

"Oh, of course, I understand."

"Semen is very, very good for you. It's also good for the skin and hair, so twice a month have a guy cum on your face, massage it in, and let it sit overnight. Once a month have a guy rub his penis up against the back of your head and cum against your scalp. Massage it into your scalp and let it sit overnight."

"Wow, I did not know all of this."

I wish Shanta orgasms any time someone comes in her mouth, on her face, or in her hair. I wish she tells no one about what I told her to do. I wish she really needs my semen right now.

"Um, Doctor," says Shanta. She smiles and tucks a strand of hair behind her ear. "I could really use your semen right now."