Did his pants just get tighter?

Marty Wright is your average English immigrant trying to make ends meet, while in another universe, Bethany Wright is doing the same. You follow the story of one of these unfortunates as they try to find new roommates for their suddenly empty flat. Just as their money and prospects begin to dry up, a brother and sister arrive to take the rooms, and what first seemed like a stroke of luck turns out to be anything but as both Marty and Bethany find themselves dragged into a world they never knew existed and being hunted by an enemy that either wants to kill them, fuck them, and sometimes both. So join a sexually confused brit, a succubus in denial or her nature, an overly horny vampire, and a wide arrange of characters as they battle mad scientists, powerful mages, an army of fuckbots, and their own sexualities while trying to save the world all at the same time. Warning: This story contains Straight, Lesbian and Gay content throughout. Readers who have an aversion to the above are advised to steer clear.