Dick Test

The prince found himself being taken into the castle where he saw a literal dick on the throne.

Um where’s the king or queen

The king is the dick! said both of the guards

Ohhh

Human we saw the way you fucked that stupid bitch princess, we offer you and this they said holding up the fairy orb

Ohh really I’ll take...

Only if you do something for us however

Which is

1.) Sit on the throne

2.) Impregnate the Princess