Dial 069

You punch in the numbers and listen intently for a response, but the only sounds you hear coming through the phone is a robotic beeping, as well as something faint, perhaps a woman moaning. Suddenly the floor beneath you gives way as a trapdoor opens, sending you falling though some sort of pipe at high speeds. As you look up to see the doors close, the moment the hatch seals back into place your fall slows to a still fast but now manageable pace and you hover on through the pipe in defiance of gravity and your understanding of reality.

You finally reach a gate at the bottom of your descent that opens up automatically in an elegant display of advanced technology, and you land into an office room; atleast, it appears to be some sort of office reception area, if it were in a sci fi movie setting. Pornographic holographs floated around the room, mini depictions of sexual encounters, hovered 3d porn videos wandered around as you stepped toward what seemed to be the receptionist desk

Sitting there was what could only be described as a half human, half octopus mer female wearing absolutely no clothes. Her light purple skin and 4 huge mammaries were fully on display, a few of her were laid on the desk as though they were resting feet. The octopus lady chatted on the phone as you approached her before setting it down to turn her attention to you.

"Yes Hun, you called?"