Destiny’s Date

“Can I get you a drink?” Chuck asked.

“YES PLEASE!” David thought, hoping to drink a whole bottle just to eliminate himself from this whole day.

“No thanks,” Destiny said, “I don’t like to dull my senses. I like to feel everything. Good or bad, especially bad.” She did another hip thrust to poke fun at David.

“I get it, you’re a masochist,” Chuck laughed.

“I wouldn’t say so! It’s just when things are bad I like to know it, and I want myself to know it. Like REALLY want myself to know it. I don’t go searching for bad things, which is why I’m here with you. I only pursue the best things.”

“I get it, I get it” Chuck said, “then can I order you something to eat?”

“Oh! Thank you for the offer, but I’m in a very strict diet. I have to personally prepare all the meals that I put in my mouth.” She did another hip thrust to poke fun at David.

“That sounds intense.”

“It’s easier than you might think. In fact, I wouldn’t have it any other way.” And another thrust.

“It seems to be working! What is it?”

“Hasn’t anyone ever told you to not ask about a lady’s diet?”

“I can’t say anyone has,” Chuck laughed.

“Well, I’m telling you now,” Destiny laughed.

And the night went on that way. One hour, then two hours, then three, then four. David was almost grateful that Destiny was force feeding him the entire night so that he had something to focus on instead of the pointless drivel of their conversation.

“Closing time,” the bartender told them, “if you’re going to buy anything at all, now would be the time to do it!”

It was true, the entire time they were there they didn’t buy a single drink. “Thank goodness!” David thought, the date would finally be over and he could go back to being himself.

“I can’t belie so much time went by!” Destiny exclaimed, “I just don’t want it to be over!”

“It doesn’t have to be...” Chuck said.

“What are you suggesting?” Destiny smiled.

“Come back to my place.”

“I don’t have sex in the first date,” Destiny said. At least David had that to be thankful for.

“I don’t want to have sex with you! I mean I do! I just had such a wonderful night. I don’t want it to be over....”

“...okay”

“Really?!” Chuck and David said simultaneously.

“Yes, I’ll spend the night with you, but we’re not going to do anything.”

“That’s fine! That’s fine!”