Despite it being your birthday, you still have to work, but not on an empty stomach

You wake up alone in bed, but you feel fully rested, but you dick and balls feel a little sore, you think back to what Jane just did to you, your pleasurably sore cock starts stirring.

But then you get startled by singing downstairs, it’s sounds good but you can recognize Jane’s bad singing form despite her apparent “Autotuning”.

You get out of bed and take a quick shower where you avoid touching yourself, because you know that will just lead to your girlfriend popping in and you are pretty hungry.

You put on some clothes, grab your wallet and phone, and go downstairs to the kitchen and there, wearing just lingerie and an apron, is Jane, she gives you a smile and you can see that she has been busy making breakfast, it’s many of your favorite items, so you take a few things on a plate and start eating.

You look at the clock and realize you have plenty of time before you need to get to work, Jane catches you glancing at the clock and says: “Don’t worry seeing as it’s your birthday I made it so you don’t have to rush today.”

“Did you make all this, looks so good!” you say remembering that she wasn’t the best cook, mostly because she was so impatient.

“… erh yeah I made it.” (Jane) says with a bit of an awkward tone.

You give her knowing look, smile and say: “Well, I just love how you 'made it'.”

She takes a gigantic dish of her own and sits on the other side of the table and you two just start chatting casually mostly about the birthday party later today. You relax as you eat, then as the conversation lulls (mostly because your girlfriend has started gorging herself), you start to browse your phone.

It’s something that you don’t do a lot because most of your free time (outside of “free days”) is spent with Jane. You quickly look at general social media, out of curiosity and see that the internet is aflame, most front pages show a blurry photo of you and Jane as you walked into the movie theater when you went to Abigales movie premier.

The headline says: “Jane’s mystery date!” and everyone seems to be pondering about this mystery guy. You check out a few comments and most of the are tongue in cheek and in a joking way declaring desperation that the most desirable woman in the world seems to be in a relationship. You read a few more that are just general hate and pretty mean, so you decide to stop, but you browse a bit more and find a site that seems to be dedicated to finding who you are and some of the comments there seem to be begging to learn how this mystery man seemed to land someone like Jane, making you think: “If they only knew.”

You put the phone away and admire your girlfriend, or at least you try to as you watch her gulp down massive amount of food in a very unflattering way. She stops mid gulp, swallows and says: “What?”

“Your cute, you know that.”

“Well, duh, yeah I know it fool.” then she gives you a knowing smile and starts gulping back down massive amounts of food.

You give up since she’s in this gorge mode, stand up and say: “Ah well, I better get to work.”

Jane just raises her hand and gives you a thumbs up, while she has her mouth full, you let out a mild sigh and go outside to your car and go to work.