Derek Hocks a Loogie on It

Derek snorts loudly into the back of his throat then squats down and hocks a big loogie on the cake. “I made that just for you, poochie. I hope you like it.”

The dog smiles and barks in thanks. It starts to lean down to lick the puddle of snot and spit from the top of the cake made of dog safe ingredients.

Derek swats its nose away. “Nuh uh, not yet! Let’s not ruin things by being a bad dog on your special day.”

The dog cowers a bit but leans back on its haunches away from the cake.