Depilation

“First we must insure that your body is body is entirely depilated to insure that the following tests are as accurate as possible.” He says.

“What?” you ask.

“We need to remove all your hair.” He says “A shame, really, you have such lovely locks, but Science must come first.”

“Please no” you beg “I don’t want to be bald”

“I’m sorry my dear” he says “But it will grow back and it really is necessary”

“Please!” you plead.

“Mathter” lisps Igor “Perhapth we could do the other teths firtht, the oneth on her female parth, tho she thtay pretty ath long ath pothable.”

You're not sure whether that sounds like a better prospect, or whether Igor is actually worried about your feelings or just wants to get at your ‘female parth’ as soon as possible. Still, as the ‘Mathter’ considerers Igor’s suggestion you turn and mouth “thank you” to him.

Igor smiles. It’s not a pretty sight but it seems he enjoys the appreciation, which he probably gets very little of from his employer (or, given his appearance, anyone else). Maybe you can convince him to help you out of this bind (if you make it through the first round of ‘tests’)