Decline! (End)

No way in hell will she help these varmints! They not only kidnapped her but they also put her through a bunch of crazy stuff! She may be a sheriff but she still has her pride!

"Ya really expect me ta help yall after everything ya put me through!" Texas shouted which caused the toon to flinch. "Look Tex, i get it, but we were ****." Bugs tried to explained. But Texas cut him off, "Can it Rabbit! Ah don't care if you were **** or not! Ya can't just kidnapped me and beg for mah help!" Texas roared

"And besides i may be a sheriff, but this ain't really mah problem." Texas said as she folded her arms, this response makes them frown at the sheriff. Texas didn't seem to notice as she continued her rant. "Now if you critters will kindly return me back to Gold Springs thank ya very much!" Texas said as she sat down with her eyes closed in the chair with her legs cross. She then open her eyes and saw them all glaring at her, Texas sweated nervously as she made small nervous smile. "Uh pretty please?" Texas asked nervously.

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"Sure Tex! No hard feelings!" Bugs said with a smile as he walked over to Texas and patted her shoulder. "Oh! Uh thanks." Texas said as she rubbed the back of her head. "So how do ah get out of here? Also uh....yall got any spare shorts?" Texas asked that last one to Lola who only gave her a wide smile. "Oh don't worry you won't them where you're going!" Lola said still smiling.

"Uh where's that?" Texas asked confused, "Up." Lola said, "Up?" Texas echoed confused. "Up. Oh Daffy!" Bugs says in a sing song like voice. Texas turned to the black duck holding the lever with an sinister smile. "Bon voyage! Sheriff fat butt! Mwahahahaha!" Daffy said with sharped jagged teeth and laughed evily. Texas's pupils shrunk as she look towards the camera and said one thing. "Mother." Was all Texas could whimper. Before "BOING!" The chair launched Texas straight out of it. But what was left behind was her jacket, tank-top, hat, and finally her olive green panties. All of them fluttering in the breeze before landing gently on the ground.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Was a now fully naked Texas rocketing through the air. The speed of the wind was blowing her lips and eyelids back as she rocketed through the clouds. When Texas went through the last cloud she closed her eyes only to open them and see the Warner Brothers logo.....that she was heading right towards.

Texas eyes were widened and she stopped screaming stunned at what's coming. Then a few seconds later. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Texas screamed as her eyes turned comically huge and bugged out of her sockets as her tongue extended out to unbelievably long lengths.

KEERRR-SSSSPPPLLLAAAAAAAATTT

Texas crashes into the Warner Brothers logo compacted into the large orange circle. She became as large and as wide as the logo, from below everybody could see the now bare vagina of the flattened sheriff. The toons just stared up with blank expresssions. Bugs was the first one to talk first. "So how about we try Michael Jordan?" Bugs suggested. Everybody agreed to that before Daffy spoke up. "Ssay! Wait a minute!" Daffy exclaimed, "Eh, What's wrong duck?" Bugs asked taking a bite of his carrot.

"Lola wassn't in this sscene! Didn't sshe sshow up after the Michael agreed to helpss?" Daffy asked in his usual lisp. "And how did the underground get to be the old west? And what are we going to do about her?" Daffy asked these question pointing up to the flattened naked Texas.

"Eh, it's fine! After all this story ain't even canon." Bugs said with a shrug as toons walked away leaving a twitching, flattened, Texas squashed against the WB logo. Hey it's not like she has to worry! Like bugs said this story isn't cannon and if it is. Well Michael will have a lotbof questions about that....and he'll be going into another woman that's not his wife.

Ba da da dee da bye!

(Looney Tunes closing theme plays)

It shows Porky Pig struggling coming out of the pucker of Texas's anus. Once he was out he was blushing, "Ehehehehe, (stutters) Oh my!" Porky said laughing nervously. (Stutters) That's all folks!"