Deciding to streak in the woods backfires.

One day, when Jake was in his early 20 he was really bored. Jake decided to go get drunk and walk around the city. After going to the liquor store down the street, Jake started wandering around the city. Jake was drinking out of the bottle, with it in a paper bag. After about 30 minutes, Jake became pretty drunk and he started to get a little bit horny.

Then Jake walked by a yoga studio just as an all girls hot yoga class got out. Half of the girls were still in their skin tight shirts and yoga pants on. Jake could not look away from these sexy and sweaty girls as he walked out of the yoga studio. As he watched these girls perfect asses as they walked, Jake's little dick quietly got rock hard. Jake Walked slowly following the girls until they all got in their cars and left.

Jake continued to walk and drink, until he got close to the walking trail. As Jake walked by the parking lot for the trail, he saw this girl Monica Bent over. Monica's ass was sticking out at Jake as she reached in her back seat. Jake walked right up behind Monica and smacked and grabbed her ass. Monica jumped up and hit her back on the car door.

"Who do you think you are?" Monica yelled out.

"Chill out girl, it's a compliment." Jake said with a smile.

" How is some loser grabbing my ass a compliment?" Monica said.

"It means you have a nice ass!" Jake said back, clearly getting annoyed.

"Oh please you have no right to grab my ass, no matter how nice you find it!" Monica responded.

"Shut up bitch I don't care about what you have to say." Jake yelled at her.

Next Jake finish his bottle and headed Up the walking trail and into the woods. Monica sat down in her car, and looked back at her dog. After about 5 to 10 minutes, Monica decided she wasn't going to let Jake ruin her day. Now Monica got back out of her car and put the leash on her dog. A few minutes later, Monica has her dog out of the car and was ready to walk him up the trail.

Meanwhile, Jake's little boner was wildly wigging around like crazy. So Jake decided he was going to touch himself and get his dick to calm down. Jake walked off the trail about 15 feet then he pulled down and reached in his pants. The second Jake wrapped his thumb and index finger around his little boner and started to stroke it. Jake quickly started to feel like he was going to cum.

That's when a bad idea entered the drunk and horny guy's head. Jake started to think that streaking would probably give him an even better rush. So Jake let go of his dick and reached down to untie his shoes. Jake took off his shoes, socks, his shirt and then his pants. Finally Jake slipped his boxers down and put all of his clothes in a pile together.

Next Jake took off running up the trail, feeling nervous and excited for what he was doing. Unfortunately for Jake, Monica walk by a few minutes later. Her dog quickly smelled something and dragged her up off the trail. Monica was about to yell at her dog, when she saw Jake's clothes. Instantly knowing it was Jake's clothes, Monica quickly grabbed all of Jake's clothes.