Decides To Stay

You decide to stay with Sarah. You’re not going to abandon your wife on your honeymoon for some supposed Bimbo Virus that’s probably just a stupid rumour anyway. You listen at the bathroom door to hear if Sarah is okay and don’t notice anything out of the ordinary. You call the lobby and ask for them to deliver a couple steak meals and several bottles of fancy wine. The price makes you cringe, but hell, you only have one honeymoon. The lobby tells you it will take an hour for everything to arrive, but you say that’s all right.

The shower shuts off.

You grab some fresh clothes and prepare for your turn, but before you’re able to collect everything, Sarah pushes the door open. She’s completely naked and still wet from the shower. In fact, there are still soap bubbles clinging to her skin and her hair. Her breasts are even larger… E cups? This is definitely not right. Maybe you should bring her to a doctor or something; nobody’s breasts get to be that size in a matter of an hour and without any form of hormones or surgery.“Hun?” you ask. “What’s wrong? Why haven’t you dried yourself off?”