Dec 1st: Isekai'd Into The Horniest Guild In Fairy Tail

It all started when I died.

Not a startling start these days. Isekai anime is way too overdone, am I right? To think the most painful thing about my ****… okay, it was still the truck that hit me. But the irony stung too! I was just a regular ol’ anime fan going off to pick up the latest Blu-Ray bundle of their favourite anime, getting hit by a truck after saving a little old lady.

At least it felt like my life meant something in its final moments. Saving a life was, like, my thirteenth preferred way to die? Top twelve being various degrees of sex related ****, either violent or peaceful after.

Anyway.

Truck hit me, I saw a white light, and definitely thought that was it.

But who'da thunk that in my final moments of consciousness, the little old lady thanked me in a very strange way. Turns out, I think she was some ancient goddess or witch or whatever, doesn’t matter, she cast a spell and managed to transport my soul across the multiverse to ‘the place it would be happiest’.

And that place was the Fairy Tail guild.

I know, not my first thought either. It was certainly bizarre waking up to the sight of a fantasy world tavern, but to exit into the boisterous world of an anime was something else. The tavern literally a stones throw from the iconic guild that most episodes took place in. My soul had been sort of… inserted into the universe. I was hired as some background waiter that people vaguely knew and accepted, but not really prevalent on their adventures.

It would be fun. But in the back of my head I wondered why I was shunted into this universe of all places. What about this guild would make me the happiest in the multiverse?

Well, that wonder stopped when my eyes were cast on that sexiest member of the guild in her birthday suit.

Now, I don’t need to tell you that the often-in-top-3-of-popularity-polls Erza was the one I would describe as the sexiest. But seeing her in reality walking around naked was something else. Her huge natural honkers sent me to the stratosphere. A tight stomach yet pudgy thighs from a strict workout yet sweet tooth combo. A pussy that was so wet that I assumed she had just stepped out of the bath. All while she was walking around doing her usual shtick of beating up the boys or being strict.

I had no idea what was happening, especially since no one else was reacting. The boys were treating this as normal. The girls ignoring it completely. Was my dream world providing me with X-Ray powers? I had no idea, but I did have to excuse myself to the backroom of the guild very quickly.

My thought was to figure out what was happening after a quick wank.

That was before Erza burst into the room unannounced.

“You! What are you doing there?!” She demanded, stomping towards me with no shame in her jiggle physics. I had no time to get unerect, barely a second to try and pull my jacket over my crotch, not that it mattered as she ripped apart all chances of my decency to uncover my cock.

Now, I will say the nice witch lady had provided me with a fairly decent front tail. It was certainly bigger and girthier than what it had been, but I wasn’t adept on sizes to know if I could start penis modelling.

That said, Erza’s reaction was weird.

“What kind of magic is this?” She asked, baffled by it, interested in it, like it was the first time she’d ever seen a penis ever, “You actually have an erection?”

Okay, so she knew the lingo, naive universe was out, “Uhm, yeah?”

“Why? How?”

Her questions were so forceful, but not scary, more just… passionate, “I-I-I saw your body!”

“My nudity did this?” She asked, looking down at herself. And with that, X-Ray universe was out too. “Don’t tell me… it… perhaps…?”

Now she was asking like she dare not confirm the question she desperately wanted to ask. At this point I had no idea what madness the universe was, so it made more sense to lean into the skid (like a certain truck should have done).

“Look, yeah. I saw you naked and I got super aroused. You’re sexy as fuck, Erza-san.”

Oh shit.

She’s crying.

What the fuck did I say?!

“S-sorry! I, uh, I’m-!”

“N-no…” She said quickly, raising her hand to my apology, “I… I’ve just never been c-complimented on my appearance by a man before…” …wait, really? What kind of fucked up shit is that? “I’ve been looking for a m-mate for so long… I really thought male erections could be a myth…”

…I was in a Fairy Tail universe where guys didn’t get horny?

Oh.

Oh fuck yeah.

“Does it hurt?” She asked so cutely, her blushing face curiosity a complete gap moe look to her nakedness. I couldn’t help but notice how she was subtly sniffing me. Trying to hide her eagerness quietly, “I could… since it was m-my f-fault…”

“I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ERZA-CHAN!”

She blinked. Look, there was a reason I’ve never had a girlfriend before.

But right now my waifu was smiling like she’d just won the fucking lottery at my abrupt sexual advance. “R-really?! I’d like that too!”

Thank you mystical goddess witch! I am so happy to have been born!

“Can you give me a blowjob first?! And a titjob?!”

“You… you truly mean it, don’t you?” Her lip was quivering again out of pure blissful happiness, “This is not a cruel trick… yes. I will provide my body to whatever you wish to do to it! Please, show me the world of pleasure!”

So that’s when I had a lot of first time sex with Erza.

Oh the positions we tried. My first blowjob was quick, I’ll admit, the excitement had gotten the better of me. Her mouth was so warm, so eager to lick and suck my cock like it was the holy grail of cocks. The way Erza concaved her cheeks, the way her tongue ate up my smegma so readily, all before she chugged rope after rope of my cum. This sexy anime babe gulping my sperm like it was the tastiest strawberry cheesecake, all while she actually masturbated her pussy to me!

The titfuck went on a lot longer. Erza was EXTREMELY surprised when my cock didn’t even lose hardness. Once more accusing me of using magic to maintain my erection. I suppose men still had to get hard every so often for, like, baby making reasons. But they weren’t known for rocking worlds, just calling it after a single splooge. I was a sexual god just for going twice~

My newly sized cock somehow bigger than some of anime’s nicest tits. And the way Ms. Scarlet moaned as I pinched and used her pinkish nipples as holders to manipulate her chest with. I think I even made her cum! Just by fucking her tits! Heaven had nothing on here.

Her face splattered from cum, sweat, and a pure blissful smile, it was now time for both of our virginities to go.

“Please… hurry…” She panted on her hands and knees, spreading her legs as wide as she could to help my cock find the right place, “I can’t wait any longer! I must have your amazing penis inside of me!”

How the fuck would you ever turn that shit down? “Aye aye, Erza-san!”

Splitting her open felt so incredible it’s hard to put into words. The redhead arched her back immediately as my cock slid into her tight slit. Walls of pure pleasure gripping my sensitive cock, begging it to go deeper and deeper, all while having the slipperiest texture to allow me to do just that.

There was a purely lewd smile on the usually serious woman’s face as I began to get into a rhythm. Slapping her perfect rear against my hips with every thrust, I could watch that thick bubble butt ripple again and again. Erza’s insides were boiling, wet, and eager for me to go wild inside her. I wanted to last longer, but my cock could only take so much pressure… especially when the strongest knight of the guild climaxed around my rod.

No words escaped either of our mouths for a good two minutes. Just long drawn out moans as we both unleashed so many years of pent up frustrations into each other. Her, squirting onto my sheets. Me, draining my nugs into her womb. And when we could speak once more, our only dialogue option was clear: “Again?”

Even after I came inside her, we just kept rutting in new positions. I found my strength stat was high enough to wrap the scarlet woman around my body to fuck her asshole while standing. She took her turn in riding me, encouraging my hands to fondle her tits. Our first kiss happened on the ninth round, as we climaxed together with her in the full nelson position.

I filled every hole of hers with more cum than I’d usually produce in a month. Seems that whatever hentai universe this was my balls became fucking factories for my sludge.

And Erza loved it.

“Haa… haaaa…” she gasped with eyes rolled back while leaning her heated head against my thigh, “I… I l-love you…”

Wow. And I thought I was a virgin loser. Okay, that’s mean, but mostly because I never thought my waifu crush would ever admit something like that after just one extended fuck fest! She really was down bad for me.

“I love you too.” I decided to just go for it, earning more budding tears of happiness from the sexy Scarlet.

And thus my life was truly perfect.

I thought this would be the end of my tale in Fairy Tail world. Dating Erza Scarlet who was so horny for me she didn’t even want to let me go from this one moment in time.

But nah, it turns out that when Erza left the backroom to go back into the main hall… everyone saw her covered in my spunk! Crazy, huh?

Which is how I quickly became singled out as ‘The Man With Erection Magic’. Perhaps this was the special power of my crest?

Cana was the first to visit me. The drunken beauty had been hitting the sauce extra hard in this universe with no other vices to satisfy her lusts. But she’d sobered up specifically to try and awkwardly seduce me. Bursting into my room completely naked, thinking that was what I needed to cast my magic or whatever, and then falling to her knees to beg for my cock.

Erza, who obviously hadn’t let me out of her sight the whole day, was a little annoyed at the prospect of sharing me. Two hot as hell naked girls began fighting over me, before I told them I had enough in the tank to share.

I don’t know why I had so much, but getting to fill them both up again and again was making **** hella worth the pain. Cana preferred anal, we found, and had a tight sphincter that caused many orgasms that night while Erza ate her out. While they’d started off rivals for it, by the end they were teaming up just to satisfy my lusts. Tiredly licking both sides of me for just one more drop of male essence to shoot out my huge cock.

And it didn’t end there. After Cana, multiple girls began asking about me to either Erza or to me directly. When it became clear I’d have to fuck my way through the whole guild, the lovely Erza began using my cock as an incentive. Complete quests, do chores, recruit new members, all these and more had rewards related to my cock.

One time Levy was ‘allowed’ to give me a titjob after a normal class quest. Another time Lucy was ‘permitted’ to give me a rimjob after taking down some local bandits. Sex with Juvia. Cumming in Bisca’s food. Sitting atop a throne and letting the Strauss sisters share my cock all night long.

This was the fucking life. And at the end of every day, I got to come back to my beautiful waifu wife, the one who’s belly was beginning to bulge from our baby, and fill her up once more with the semen she loved so much.