Dean Meyers

Realizing that taking over the Dean first might make your conquest of the college easier, you head to the Dean's office and sit on her desk before she arrives as she looks somewhat upset. "John! What are you doing here?", he asks as you grab the crystal and swing it back and forth. "You're a worthless ****", John commands as suddenly the Dean's face droops as her eyes glow, "I am a worthless ****. What should I do first master?", she asks as you look dumbfounded. You're somewhat surprised this trick actually worked and the Dean is now a ****.