Deal

"Fine, I explain to you and you help us," you say and the lord nods. "I have the power to wish for anything I want and if..." but you get cut off.

"Oh you're a wisher?" the lord interrupts, "That's lame," he seems suddenly disinterested.

"Wait, what do you mean?" you say and the lord of the lake laughs.

"I've met a few wishers before. Usually they wish to be really wealthy or some stupid thing like that. But you're the first one I've met who's gone the route of a gay whore's wet dream." he says.

"Others?" you ask confused and the lord nods.

"Oh yeah, it's been a while since the last one, maybe a millennia or so. She was a weird one. She wished that she could be with her husband forever. She turned into a cock ring."

"Wait really?" you ask, "Like I understand how that wish messed up but why a cock ring and not like a regular ring?"

"You're the one who wished for the world to be kinkier or something. You probably changed my memory of the story." you both laugh and then there is a pause.

"Why were you so disappointed when you found out a wisher?" you ask.

"Well when you know everything, new information is always exciting." he says, "Some part of me hoped you were like a sex monster or succubus or something spicy."

"Oh, well I'm sorry to get your hopes up." you say, "But now that I told you can you explain how to cure..."

"To the point eyy." the lord of the lake says, "Well in that case, to break the curse, you are going to need to find the ancient relic, The Excalicock."

"Huh, maybe I did go a little overboard," you say and the lord smirks.

"You think?" the lord says.

"Where is it?" you ask.

"Well, if you want that information, you'll have to do something for me." the lord says. You look down at his cock which is drooping, half in and half out of the lake. He see's you looking. "While I like where you're mind is going, I have something else you can give me insted," he says.

"What?"

"I want you to wish for me to receive a surprise." he says, "Knowing everything is fucking overrated."

"and in exchange you tell me?"

"Yes," the lord nods.

"Okay, I wish that the lord of the lake will receive one surprise." you say. Nothing seems to happen.

"OOOOh this is exciting." the lord says. He is suddenly quite giddy. "What do you think is going to happen?"

"I don't know? Rain?" you say.

"Oh, well that's not very imaginative, but maybe." The lord says.

"Okay my turn, where is the Excalicock." you ask but the lord doesn't hear you, so you repeat yourself.

"Oh, sorry yes. So to find the Excalicock..." he starts but then laughs, "God you're a whore, to find it, the once and future king of Camelot's hard cock will point the way."

"Shut up." you say, "I'm not a whore." you defend yourself, but on some level you know the lord of the lake is right.

"Lol whatever," he says walking back into the lake, "By the way, free piece of wisdom, if you leave to look for it today, you will run into Morgano's forces." With that he dunked his head below the surface of the water. You look back at the rest of your crew and they are back to moving again.

"Gwent!" King Arthur shouts to you, "How the hell did you get all the way out there." You walk out of the water and towards the rest of the group. You relay everything the Lord of the lake told you, leaving out your powers of course.

"Interesting," Percival said, "We need to find the Excalicock?"

"And the only way to find it is with my cock." the king says, looking at you with a furrowed brow.

"You heard him, drop those royal drawers and lead the way." Lancelot said.

"Shut up Lancelot," Gwaine said, "It's incredibly inappropriate to talk your king like that."

"It's fine, Gwaine." King Arthur says, "I'll check behind that tree over there." King Arthur walked to a thick tree and stood behind it. You could only see his head through a split in the tree. You saw him unbuckle his pants and supposedly slide his cock out. He looks at his cock for a little bit, then closing his eyes. He then looks back over at the group. Standing in the back, so you motion giving a blow job and you can see his eyes sparkle. He looks back down at his cock.

"It's working!" he says. You see him turn his body. "The dick tilt! It's like a compass!"

"How did you literally never notice that before," Percival said. He didn't answer. He turned and then pointed in a direction.

"It is that way." King Arthur said, then you heard him pull up his pants.

"All right lets move out," Merlin say. He had stayed quiet through most of this. He was likely salty he had been wrong about the summoning spell.

Everyone walks towards the horses, when you remember what the Lord of the Lake had told you.

"The Lord of the Lake said If we leave now, we will run into Morgano's forces." you say.

"We could wait it out, The Lord is never wrong." Merlin says.

"Yeah, but like we are bound to eventually anyway." Percival says. King Arthur turns to you.

"What do you think we should do? he says to you.