Days of future's past

I shake off the feeling and shuffle back to my room. "SHIT!" I yelp as i trip over a box left on the floor. "Hmhmhm...well that trip didnt seem all that nessessary, was it fun?" A voice asks me with a chuckle. "Who the fuck?" I whisper as I crouch in a battle positon, I narowly miss getting kicked in the head by another person that was hiding behind me.

I grab the leg and throw the attacker into the person that was trying to distract me. I flick on the lightswitch and just about faint from suprise. It's the Dee-Dee's {Before I was a Titan I did some time travleing adventures when I was runninng with The Trenchcoat Brigade and my former master the Hellblazer, during one perticularly bad one I ran across these two loon's.} I sit on the edge of my bed and put my head in my hands. "Fucking hell....not you two..." I bemoan as the Dee-Dee's untangle themselves.

"Hello to you two John" Dee-Dee says with a giggle as she sits on my dresser next to her sister. "Who....how....WHY?!" I ramble. "WEEEELLL, After you and the rest of your wierd group left it got really boring......and besides, you are the only guy to ever tell us apart." Dee1 says as she turns away from my gaze nervously. "Oh bullshit!" "What's the real reason you two are here?!" I accuse angerly. Dee2 flips from the dresser and land on top of my chest. "CAN'T YOU TELL WHEN A GIRL IS SERIOUS!?" She yells.

"We went through alot to borrow that boom tube thingy from Batman." Dee1 adds. "Terry helped you?" I ask incredusly. "...yeah..he also said 'There your problem now dude'!" Dee2 says as she immatates the future Batman as she rolls of me. "This was one way?" I ask roboticly. they nod. (FUCKING HELL!!!) I think to myself. (What the hell was McGinnis thinking) (Who Know what this will do to the timestream) As I have my internal struggle the Dee-Dee's start whispering to eachother.

"Sis?" "Yeah?" "How do we get him to believe us?!" "He's so thickheaded!!" "But is'nt that one of the things we love about him?" "well yeah but..." "How about we do that?" "OHH, good thinking sis!" they finnish their little powwow and turn to me. "Here John..." Dee1 says as she throws me a small device. "Is this?" I look at the device. "Yup its a military grade disintergrater grenade." Dee2 tells me flatly JESUS!" I yelp as i drop it. "Hehehe, dont worry John, it's not live...yet." Dee1 tells me with a sad giggle.

"Why are you giveing me this?" I ask warrily. "So you can get rid of us.." "If you dont believe us...well...we dont have anywhere to go and we cant go home" Dee1 says sadly. as i look down at the bomb I hear sniffleing. I look up and see both the twins are balling like babys huddleing together. "What are you two doing?!" I yell. "Sniff...sniff..w-we dont want to die...sniff...but if you dont believe us...sniff..WE DO HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW..." Dee1 rambles to me as her sister huddles into her shoulder. (There serious?!)

"Come on...stop the weeping...please!" I yell as I wave my hands. They start to cry harder. "I BELIEVE YOU, I BELIEVE YOU!!!" I yell in desperation. "....really?...." Dee1 whispers whipeing away tears. "YES, SO PLEASE CALM DOWN!" I yell as I plop down on the bed. "Look you two...I'm exausted." I gasp. "There should be some rooms around here that are unused so..." Before I can finish they start to cry again. "AAAGH!!" "Do what ever you want just hit the lights!" I scream. The Dee-Dee's hit the light switch and zoom under the covers on either side of me humming happly. "Goodnight John, we love you!) They both whisper as the cuddle up to me. All I can do is grunt before I passout.