wierd explanations

I'm sitting at the breakfast table with my head in a bowl of cheerios still half asleep as the Dee-Dee's wander around the main room pokeing into stuff. "Hey you think Lancer..." "What if we..." "Damn B.B. what did you eat." I hear my new teammates ramble as they enter the living room. "Hey man, how..was..." Cyborg starts as they spot the Dee-Dee's checking out the tv.

The Titans run to me and Robin is the first to whisper to me "Who are they John?" "Gurbleburble!" Is all I can say as I'm still floating in the soymilk. Cyborg lifts my head "WHAT?" He asks. " Delia and Deirdre." I say as I point to Dee1{Delia} and Dee2{Deirdre}. They both look back to the group and wave. "That explains what their names are, BUT WHO ARE THEY!?" Cy screams in my ear. "We're his girlfreinds." Delia tells the group with a giggle as I fall to the floor. "WHAT!?!" Raven screams "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?" She screams as she is face to face with the Dee-Dee's.

"Just what we said paleface!!" Deirdre growls. "I'm NOT going to lose Lancer to a group of wanna be RAG-DOLLS!!!" Raven yells threteningly. "ooOOooh, looks like the little goth want's to rumble Dee!. Delia nudges her sister. as the three girls look like they are going to tear the tower apart i finnaly wake up. "Enggh...SHUT UP!!!!!" I scream. "I don't belong to ANY OF YOU!!!" I yell holding my head. the three love sick girls start to sniffle slightly as they stare at me.

"Dude wtf is going on?" B.B. finally asks me I exlpain everything about my former life to the rest of the team. "Seriously?!" "You ran with a group like that?!" Cy asks me incredusly. "Yes...it's all true...but search me as to why Raven acted like that." I say as I collapes onto a chair. "Hmm...the desicion is clear then..." Robin mumbles. "Wha?" I ask. "For the stability and safety of the tower and not to mention us...you need to except all three of them John!" He tells me with a grin.

"YEEE!!" The Dee-Dee's yelp happly. "W-well I suppose if I have to...fine I will share." Raven says as she pulls her hood over her head to hide her face. "Wonderfull, this is a most joyous day!!" Starfire yells happly as she flys over to the girls. All I can do is slump into my chair

{Later on that morning}

I'm sitting on the couch stareing at the celling ignoreing B.B.'s questions about The Trenchcoat Brigade, while Robin is talking to the Dee's. (I swear I feel somone stareing at me) I think to myself. "Freind Raven, why do you stare longingly at freind Lancer so much? I hear Star ask. "Shut up Starfire!" Raven whispers. I chuckle slightly at this. I'm about to turn on the tube when two red and white blurs jump into my lap. "OOF!!" I gasp as they start cuddleing up to me. "Guess what?" Delia asks me. "what." I say faltly. "We're official now!!" They both say proudly as they hold out a pair of communicators.