David is pornography - Alexa Grace Deluxe Edition

"I mean, seriously. I'm in a porn pic! And a woman at that. Seriously, what is wrong with you guys?" the deep baritone voice of David came from a porn pic with the sexy blonde Alexa Grace in it, her lips moving accordingly with David's every word.

"David, look... I'm sorry, but the intern must have fucked this up! But just be glad it is something relatively tame..." Jim hastily tried to apologize.
"Fucked it up? And tame!? Dude, you have no idea what 'fucked up' literally means! Get me out of this! Immediately!" David shouted from inside the screen.

"David, not so fast! I mean, we are men of science, right?" Jim inquired.
"Yes, though I am wondering whether I would technically qualify as a man right now!".
"Well, details! But I'm wondering, could you spread your holes a bit more? To see how perfect the merge is?".

"Uh, okay!" David said and did as he was told.

"Like this?" he asked Jim once his legs were spread.
"Oh yeah, babe! Hey, would you mind if I were to set you as my new desktop wallpaper?".