Darryl the Slaver

Suddenly, I notice out of the corner of my eye as her fiancée stands up. I get some asexual glee out of this, assuming he is going to leave the room, disgusted. Instead, however, he lifts a large sterling silver serving plate from the table. He then immediately shakes it somewhat clear. Throwing the food and cups onto the floor, truly like someone who has never cleaned anything in his life. Then he smackes me over the head with it.

I raise my arm up but am not able to keep the blow from knocking me back. The blow must have knocked me senseless for a moment. Despite this, I immediately lock my eyes on my previous location, specifically the "target" between his ex-wife's legs. From her position on the table her legs are spread and drawing my more primal self in. Just as I am about to reach it, Darryl stands between us.

"Excuse me!" Darryl says.

"Punk, there's no excuse for you!" While laughing at Darryl, I tell him. I attempt to push him out of the way. He, however, stands his ground, and continues yelling.

"Then at least listen to what I have to say!" Darryl tells me. I consider pushing him aside. However, I already know his ex-wife is mine, by her own words. So I decide to hear him out. I look him in the eyes, and make my decision clear.

"I see you have made my wife very happy," Darryl says, "and I thank you for that. However, now that she IS my wife, I would appreciate if any child she bears is fully ours. I am prepared to offer you something in return."

"Darryl," I laugh again as I respond, "Your former fiancée is priceless. So on what planet would I take money?" I gesture toward his ex-wife who is beginning to stir from her fucked out stupor. Her parents are trying to help her though they don’t know what to do, really. They pick up on my words and look at Darryl with surprise and hostility.

"Who said anything about money?!" Darryl responds, "It is said men marry women a lot like their mothers. Well, I come from a large family, and all of the females are like Kimberly here in every way but the name. I will call them, and have as many as I can arrive here immediately, at which time you can do what you please to whomever you please. Simply let us enjoy our future together without you."