Darnell's practical joke

"Hey girl next door, I'm sorry about the noises we were makin'. From now on I'll make sure the noises we make aren't loud and annoying but soft and sensual, since you clearly need some education and I know you like what you say girl. You'll be hearing what I do to girls to turn them into women and maybe you'll become a bit of one yourself. We were bangin against the wall earlier y'know standing up but now I've gone and moved my bed right next that same wall so you can get a full blast of every sound we make. Also damn you're fine as hell, you can knock on my door if you need anything else :')"

What?! What the hell is he talking about? As I start to process what's written down while sitting on my bed I hear a new sound "AAAaaaahn" I suddenly hear moaning coming from the wall.

I instinctively jump back. What?! No! He can't seriously be... fucking on the other side of the wall?!

More moans come through just to confirm that thought and I feel myself blushing twice over, I've never watched porn or anything and just today I've already seen a man naked for the first time and now I'm hearing sex for the first time?!?!

God please have mercy.