Dan enjoys a cathartic evening of gaming

Dan sips on his sixth energy drink of the day as he scours the battlefield for the missing Destroyer.

It's been ages since he's had a run this good, and there's no way he's going to let one stealthy little ship ruin it now.

He's hyperfocused, locked in, and fully dedicated to the task of hitting a new daily high score.

This sector is clear. Time to jump to hyperspace. His crew hop into their hibernation pods, and the jump is activated.

Dan has about 45 real world seconds before he pops out into unknown hostile territory and needs to be on his A-game.

Time for another super quick whizz.

With perfectly practiced efficiency, Dan is over by the bathroom sink with his belt loosened within 5 seconds. His piss heads straight for the plug hole with such perfect aim that there's not even any need for him to rinse the sink out afterwards.

It leaves nothing but a mild fruity fragrance from the sugary, tropical fruit flavoured stuff he's being drinking. That's fine. And anyway, there's no time to clean up properly. He's got to be back at the helm!

Dan throws himself back into his gaming chair as quickly as he can, still tucking his cock back into his underwear as he does.

Still 10 seconds left on the hyperspace jump. Nice, that was even more efficient than last time!

The hyperspace jump completes, and Dan's hands are on his mouse and keyboard, well prepared for the enemy frigate that he's stumbled upon.

"Get a taste of this, bitch!" Dan roars at the top of his lungs.

It almost sounds like he can hear the sound of some poor soul wailing in despair as the shot from his fully powered laser array cuts the enemy ship in half.