Damn!

You awake in a field of soft grass. “Fucking goddammit that hurt!” you shout as you look around the forest you find yourself in, wondering what just happened. You see rolling fields of grass, and towering trees in all directions. Though you were boringly normal guy in life you happen to be an example of a realist, and quickly come to the conclusion that you must be dreaming.

Looking around you see a pond behind you, and due to the trauma of just dying crawl over to it to splash some water in your face. The cooling sensation of water across your skin is a soothing feeling. You look into the water seeing that your clothes are charred rags barely clinging to your body. You see your reflection….