Dad looks like Bitch

Minutes later this bizarre scene happened in front of me. What looked like the next-door neighbour Tina was standing in front of me naked while holding one enormous dildo in her hands!

"See, son? That thing is huge! And now I will show you that it can't be so hard as Angela makes it up to be!" she said, it came out unmistakeably in my father's gruff voice!

"Thanks Dad, I guess! But, uh, isn't that illegal or something? I mean, impersonating our next door neighbour?" I groaned for release.

"Sure is, honey! But I don't care! And now, let's see how big Tina can handle!" Dad giggled, then started to get ready for insertion.

Now I looked amazed how 'Tina' tried to insert the long plastic schlong... And failed!

"Ugh, son... Care to help me?" she suddenly piped up.