Da Bitch Auditions

OK, so I failed. Selena Florez and Ariana Butera became the duo Se-Ar instead of the much more amusingly named Ar-Se! Their appearance in European pornography was apparently not the drawback I hoped it might have been, but I guess when people think of Britney Spears (Mickey Mouse Club to slutty schoolgirl in that video) or Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana to sluttiest girl in the world) then I should have suspected my optimism was misplaced.

I very much saw Selena and Ariana as good girls gone wild so I hoped that putting in motion a public plan to get hold of 2 girls for whom wild was a natural state might have enticed them back just out of spite, but they were just too successful and we could never remotely compete with their global record label. Good luck to them. They were only competent actors and Selena was not even a good singer, but they were going to be rich beyond my dreams. My major regret was that I never gained access to Ariana’s cunt or the variety of positions of which she was so capable.

However, when some gates of hell close, new ones open. The 2 teenage stars, who I had used as bait, were at least up for the roles. I do not know whether it was because I was approaching 40 or my disappointment about Ariana caused me to take the riskier and unnecessary but pleasurable decision to audition them Jacqui style.

First up was Christina di Bicci, or Tina Da Bitch as she was commonly called in the tabloids, who looked a good replacement for Selena. This girl could really act, but never played by any rules. She would turn up at award ceremonies in outrageously revealing costumes and never made any pretence that she was unaware of the inappropriateness. Consequently Hollywood had not quite taken her to their hearts. Facially not as stunning as Selena with wide eyes and a tiny nose, the spectacular 36C breasts on a 5’1” body made her seem cartoonish.

Author’s note: This is an approximation to what she looked like at the interview.
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“Miss di Bicci, I need you to prove you can handle anything you are asked to do.” was my opening play.
“Such as?”
“I need you to be able to have sex in front of the camera with any man or woman you are asked to, otherwise there is no point in you being here.”
“So how do I prove it?”
“By seducing me and performing a sexual act.”
“I thought you’d say something like that. I’m here. Do you want me or not?”
“Is that your seduction technique?” I enquired
“No. Generally I don’t have to seduce anybody. They wants on my tits, but I can’t help feeling this is like a casting from the early days of cinema for naïve little girls who just got off the bus to Hollywood.”
“And that was totally wrong, unless they did the initialising.”
“Well, if you’re naïve enough to think they had a choice?”

“Christina, if I may call you that?”
“Well if we’re going to fuck, it might help you.”
“Christina, this is pornography. I am doing the casting of the stars. To do porn you need to perform sex, ergo I have to know how good you are at it so you can either have sex with me or someone I drag of the street.”
“Go on then, I’ll fuck them and you can watch. In the meantime think about these” and she pulled her T-shirt up and made as if to attack me with them.
“You’re not going to impress a porn producer with tits. Oh, I haven’t seen better tits than those since I woke up next to Jacqui this morning!” as my frustration rose.
“Psyche!” she laughed “You want me now.” And it was true. How could she flip like that?

The star climbed on the desk and threw her top off, pulling my head into her crotch. This reminded me of Petra Kalinka’s audition for “Pride and Prejudice” except for the mind games.
“Smell me, smell it” as she unbuttoned her jeans and **** my nose into her bare snatch. “Now eat!”

I did as instructed and through my world class cunnilingus skills I thought I would win her over, that she would be putty – pussy – in my hands. “Make me cum, shithead.” I quickly took her to the brink and then pulled back, towering above her after I had stood up to release my monster.
“Like I haven’t fucked black guys” was her put down. Nevertheless she soon had her mouth around it, gazing up at me with those big hazel eyes. She was going to tease it out of me and she was very good. Something about the whites of her eyes was mesmerising me. They appeared to sparkle and she seemed to be smiling like this was the best job in the world and she wanted to keep it. I obviously was not the only one with skills and she took me to the edge of ecstasy … and beyond. I could not help cumming all over her face for what seemed like ages. I was completely spent and I had not fucked her.

She wiped my spunk on my jacket.
“Hey!”
She rebuttoned her jeans, stooped to place her shirt over her shoulder and, with a “See ya”, walked out bare chested. Tick.