DUDE. OMG. WTF.

Nick: Dude.

Joey: ?

Nick: Where you been? How come ur not texting me back?

Joey: I was out with my mom. Phone was on silent

Nick: DUDE. Word on the street is u and Madison Ashford r a thing

Joey: What street? Who said that?

Nick: Everyone. Sam told me. And Jose. And Mike.

Nick: Also my sis. She says Madison’s been super chatty

Joey: omg

Nick: Don’t “omg” me. Is it true?

Joey: idk?

Nick: U don’t know?? Bro, wtf is wrong with u? This is Madison-freaking-Ashford. She’s like, queen of the universe

Nick: Like, wft?! How does this even happen?!

Joey: I know who she is

Nick: DO U THO?? Because ur acting way too chill for a guy who just pulled the ultimate high school miracle

Joey: I didn’t “pull” anything

Nick: Then what happened? Did she hit her head or something?

Joey: smh

Nick: So then blackmail?

Nick: I’m just saying, this defies the laws of reality. Ur… u. And she’s Madison Ashford

Joey: Thx, man

Nick: No offense. Ur my boy. But ur like… a 6. And that’s being generous. She’s an 11 or a 12.

Joey: Can u just shut up?

Nick: Okay, okay. I’ll stop. BUT.

Nick: U gotta tell me wtf is going on. Like, is this real? R u two… together?

Joey: idk. Maybe?

Nick: “Maybe”? What does that mean? Did u kiss her?

Joey: …

Nick: OMG U KISSED HER

Joey: Keep ur voice down

Nick: I’m literally texting u

Joey: It was just one kiss

Joey: ...

Joey: Okay, maybe two

Nick: HOW WAS IT?? Was it magical? Did angels sing?

Joey: Dude, stop

Nick: U lucky bastard

Nick: So, like, first ur being stalked by her, next ur like her boyfriend. Gimme some of what u got, man. What I got ain't workin

Joey: Ur impossible

Nick: I’m not the one who complained about being stalked by the hottest girl in school

Joey: I’m not complaining

Nick: Sure sounds like ur complaining

Joey: I hate u

Nick: U love me

Joey: Goodbye, Nick.

Nick: Bye, Legend. Don’t forget us peasants when ur king.