Cuteness overload

_"Awwww~! _It is soooo cute, Sherou!"

...huh?

"So small! So young! Like little boy! I assuned you to be hung like a hero of old but this...!" Luvia's eyes were sparkling. She came forward, boobs bouncing, and cupped his balls while stroking his cock just once. A bead of pre-cum appeared, virile and heavy. A smirk spread as Luvia looked up at him. "How cute~!"

"H-hey!" Shirou took a step back, flustered and offended. It wasn't cute! It was...it was normal! Perfectly normal!

While Luvia giggled, fingers flexing and recalling his nutsack, Rin stared at the erect member with wide eyes. One thought rang through the heroine's head, "S-small! So small!"

"W-wow." She glanced at Luvia and seeing her reaction, smirked and put a hand over her mouth. "Very cute, Shirou."

"H-huh? Not you too, Rin."

"If Luvia hadn't shown me her dildo, I might have been impressed."

Shirou's heart sank. He was aware from his brief flirting with Rin that she was a virgin. He thought she would be on his side. Guess not. "W-what!?"

"Girl inches," Rin clarified. "I used to think two inches was like five inches. I never saw a penis or its scale up until recently."

"Ah, do not worry, Sherou!" Luvia said. "It is a lady's secret weapon, both triple your size and rare in size. Rin only discovered it because she had been snooping through my room--"

"Oi!"

"--but it could never replace the real thing!" Luvia clasped her hands together, laughing. "Sherou, you have a real Asian cock! Its authenticity cannot be denied!"

The hot big titty European chick uses a dildo triple his size and merely finds him "cute" and "authentic"? Fuuuck.