Customer Service

“Onyx Pharmaceuticals, how can we help you?” the woman asked.

“I would like to purchase one dosage of GenderSwap Pill please,” John replied.

“Yes, of course. Would this be Male to Female or Female to Male,” the representative asked.

“Female to Male, please.”

“Of course, Please note that these effects are permanent.”

“Yes, noted.” John replied. “Do physical traits swap over too, say an attractive woman took it, would she become an attractive man?”

“No,” she replied. “Any recipient of the dosage will become an average looking man/ woman, in all aspects. Because we base the medication on the average man/ woman, genes are not a factor.”

“Excellent, thank you.” John replied. With a smirk, he knew he was getting the ultimate ****.