Cupid for Hire

There is an organization, if you can find them, that can get the love interest of your dreams. If you hire them, they can hit the target with a arrow of love (even if not a literal arrow), making them fall in love with you. They can even alter them to better fit with you. They can also do clean up if your new lover has their own love. To order if paid enough.

So if there is someone unobtainable, if there is someone who is not interested in you or your life or your gender, if you think money can buy love...

Call Cupid for Hire!