Cringmas Special - Maximum Cringe

“Oh my gosh!” Lajoi held her cheeks and gasped very suddenly, drawing all the eyes in the room towards her.

“Hm?” Asra intoned curiously. The man was cautiously optimistic.

“I just realised that this is Shedu’s first Cringemas!”

“I’m sorry, what the hell is Cringemas? Is that why you’re decorating that tree.” Shedu squinted.

“Ugh…”

Lajoi grinned widely. “That’s why it’s called Cringemas! Why celebrate by embracing tacky, gaudy stuff that makes you cringe, but also brings us all together to enjoy them together~”

Shedu still wasn’t positive if they were messing with her or not. She was sitting down on the floor in front of the couch. In the background for the whole day things had been carted in and put up. Lajoi was putting extremely odd decorations onto a tree while Asra strung up lights all around. The order and design was universally in bright, odd colours. Reds, greens, whites and blues. Shedu looked down at the reflection.

“Is that for real?”

Garland looked up from the reflection. “Yeah? It’s Cringemas. Everyone celebrates it all over the world.”

“What does one do?” Shedu asked suspiciously.

“Family gets together and buys each-other really weird, out of pocket gifts for each other. It’s about celebrating together and enjoying the holiday season. You’ve really never had a Cringemas, Shedu?”

“Why a tree?”

“It’s the Cringemas tree. It’s important because it holds all the fucked up ornaments that we pass down for generations.”

“It looks like there’s a cock on top of the tree…”

“That’s the Cringenclausen Cock. In Tryskan celebrations in particular they believe that Cringenclaus will appear on Cringemas day and shower you with Egg-nog while you sleep.”

“Are you fucking with me right now?”

“When Cringenclaus is down spreading his holiday milk it’s said that all of the good Boys and girls that slept all the way through the night will get a special Cringemas gift from the man himself underneath their Cringemas tree.”

“What’s this guy look like?”

“He’s fat and wears a big red suit. To get around to every house on Cringemas day he rides in a long Cringemas sled pulled by twelve rare core beasts with antlers.”

“This is a fever dream…” Shedu rubbed her eyes.

“It’s real! Cringenclausen is absolutely a real person. Every night I go to sleep while my mom is having their big Cringemas party. I sleep all the way through the night and wake up with the Cringemas milk all over my face and chest.”

“Holy shit…” Shedu groans.

“Well, I don’t want milk on our face, so I’m not switching. I’m gonna stay up the whole night.”

“N-no! You can’t!” Garland insisted.

“Why not?”

“If Cringenclausen finds you awake when you should be asleep…”

“What?”

“Bad things will happen, Shedu. You shouldn’t take this lightly. Cringenclausen is real. At the very least, enjoy the festivities and be with everyone. It’s a Cringemas tradition.”

Lajoi chimed in. “Shedu, would you like to place the last ornament on the tree? It’s a tradition.”

“Okay?” She got up and walked over to the tree as Asra fiddled with the lights behind it. Garland had already faded, since she walked away from the reflection. She took the ornament in her hands. It was weird looking gnome with a pointed hat that was making a face like-

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“Weird as hell.” Shedu muttered. She looked up, asking Lajoi.

“Is Cringenclausen even real? No way, right?”

“I guess you’re a bit old to believe in that, huh?” She chuckled, waving her hand.

“Of course, we indulge in the myth, but there’s no such thing as Cringenclausen. How could one man ride a phallic sled around the world, visiting every house in one night? It’s just impossible.”

“Got it. So when Garland mentioned always wake up with Cringemas milk on his f-”

“What?” Asra perked his head up, ears on a swivel towards Shedu.

“What was that?”

“N-nothing!” Lajoi raised both hands in a stopping gesture, a bead of sweat running down her face.

“Why don’t you find a spot for that cringey gnome?”

“Sure…” Shedu found a spot on the gaudy tree and hung it on a branch. She felt a bit startled when it looked due to an optical illusion like the gnome was winking at her.

“Eugh…”

“That’s the reaction we wanna see~ Yessss!” Lajoi jumped with joy.

“Hehehe~ It really is Cringemas tiiiiime!” She hugged Shedu tightly as the girl failed to squirm out of the smothering grasp of her mother.

“You all really like this holiday, huh?”

“Of course.” Asra commented, getting the gaudy lights going.

“It’s the only time of year when we can stop being so dang stylish.” He was wearing an ugly, multi-coloured sweater with a horned beast embroidered on the front.

“Yep.” Lajoi agreed, wearing a similarly tacky sweater.

Ahwsu looked under the tree. “So we got gifts? I didn’t get you guys anything.”

“You gave us the gift of being here.” Asra claimed earnestly, patting her on the head.

“Hmm. Alright, if you say so. How the hell did a holiday like this come about?”

“Well-” Lajoi began.

“Originally it was a festival to commemorate the world tree. However, once my Grandmother came along she co-opted it with my gay gay and made it all about consumerism.”

“As it should be.” Asra nodded.

“I see! That makes sense. I think?” Shedu commented.

“Your present is under the tree, Shedu, however for Garland we have a special surprise. Aphra is being flown in to record a special Cringemas album!”

“He’s gonna love that.”

“We thought so, too.” The couple smiled and embraced each-other warmly.

“I’m planning to stay up all night to prove to Garland that Cringenclausen isn’t real.”

“That doesn’t seem like a good idea.” Asta warned anxiously.

“Garland believes. I wouldn’t want to ruin the magic for him.”

“We have REAL magic! A magic man that isn’t real isn’t anything. It’s just a cringey lie.”

Lajoi nodded. “But that’s what the season is all about, Shedu… Please don’t try to ruin Cringemas for your brother.” She asked nicely.

“Aphra is coming in relatively early tonight. We’re going to have a smaller get-together, since we are essentially on lockdown.”

“Got it. I won't try to stay up.”

Shedu tried to stay up. Aphra was flown out and Garland was able to watch the studio recording of all the Cringemas songs. The whole while Shedu was cringing internal.

“Oh god…” she uttered from the reflection.

“These songs are awful.”

“I know! Isn’t it great!” Garland agreed excitedly, taking the exact opposite stance.

“I just don’t get this Cringemas thing… Even though I never experienced it before, even if I wanna spend time with everyone… It just doesn’t feel like anything.”

“Hmm… Maybe it’s because you aren’t letting yourself get into it?” Garland suggested.

Once Aphra was done, they greeted one-another. She walked out and waved. “Hi Garland. You look great.”

“Th-thanks, Aphra. I really hope-”

She took his hand. “No hard feelings at all.” She blushed.

“Honestly, I’d really hope that we could be friends, and that you can call me Leto.”

“Leto?”

“I’m entering a second stage in my career. Sorry to say that idol thing is done… I’m going to be doing a lot of folk-solo singing. Experimental stuff under my real name. Maybe it’s a bad call, but it’s what I wanna do. My brother believes in me enough that he says it’ll work. Also…” Her cheeks flushed.

“Thanks to us breaking up at that time, Lad and I have gotten closer than ever and we have you to thank. I always knew he cared about me, I just never knew how much he cared. It’s jarring, you know?”

“Is he here?” Garland asked.

“Yep! We weren’t about to spend a Cringemas apart!” Leto asserted brightly. She cocked her head to one side, looking very confused as Garland shifted subtly into Shedu right in front of her eyes.

“Eh?” She blinked, her mouth falling open as the slender body of Garland grew a perky pair of shallow breasts, wider hips and blueish hair.

“Ah… sorry. That happens sometimes. I’m Shedu.” The hand was already being held still, so she shook it as Leto remained dumbfounded.

“N… nice to meet you?”

“I’m Garland’s Sister.”

“Oh! Oh wow! I didn’t know we had so much in common. You’re twins?” She asked excitedly.

“Heh. You could say that.”

Leto leaned in very close so that their chests were almost touching. “I haven’t talked to another twin before! This is cool, I can’t believe he never told me.” She looked around, squinting.

“How did you do that Cringemas Magic trick of swapping your bodies? Where’s Garland hiding.”

“Oh, he’s… uh… Heading to bed. He still believes in Cringenclausen.”

Leto giggled. “That’s so cute. That’s just like I’d expect.” Leto got even closer, weaving their fingers as she blushed and said.

“Having a twin brother… It’s an ordeal, right?”

“I guess?”

“Can- can I ask you an odd question?”

“Yeah, shoot.” Shedu nodded.

“Can love… I mean, ‘real love’ exist between siblings? Is it a thing, or is it just narcissism to look at a face that is like yours and find it attractive… I’m not sure.”

“Do whatever you want. Narcissism or whatever… doesn’t matter. The chief mover of all things is desire so if you don’t seize it assertively you’ll never really move forward.”

Leto’s eyes sparkled. “Wow~ Thank you. Do you and Garland have a close relationship? Like… really close?”

Shedu smirked. “Oh yeah. You could say we’re basically connected. We spend every minute of the day together and we even sleep together.”

“Oh my.” Leto gasped, covering her mouth and blushing deeply.

“That is so… brave.” The girl looked upon Shedu with complete admiration as she took her into a tight hug and said into her ear.

“Root for me, okay? I’ll be rooting for you, too.”

“Sure thing.” Shedu patted her on the back.

“So, you must be going to bed?”

“Hell no. I wanna enjoy the-” She bent over, feeling the shift coming on. She escaped into the bathroom rather quickly without even excusing herself. As she stared up into the mirror she asked.

“What’s the big idea?”

“I just felt off… You aren’t trying to stay up for Cringemas, are you?”

“What of it?”

“Shedu! You’re putting everyone in danger! Cringenclausen is no joke!”

“Cringenclausen is FAKE.” She asserted.

Garland was stunned. He stared back at Shedu, ears drooping. Suddenly Shedu felt an odd, unfamiliar emotion.

“Garland…” She reached out as he shook his head. Shedu was feeling shame. It only grew as he nodded and said.

“I- I mean… I guess everyone says I’m too old. I just figured that it’s a world full of magic. Something like Cringenclaus could be real… But, you’re right. Enjoy the party. This is your first Cringemas after all.”

“Wait!” She slammed the mirror as Garland disappeared from it.

“Dammit!”

Shedu rushed out, brushing past Leto and Lad, avoiding the help to get to Lajoi and Asra. She was panting and sweating a bit when she reached them.

“You guys!”

“What?” They were concerned.

“It’s a Cringemas emergency! I- I may have accidentally made Garland stop believing and now he’s sad.”

“Oh no.” Asra’s eyes went wide with worry as he looked to Lajoi. She was deep in thought. When she had thought it through she lifted her head and suggested.

“Maybe we can bring in a fake? It’s short notice, though, and we’re at a secure location. I don’t know if there’s anything we can-” Suddenly all of the foxes felt an odd disturbance. There was a loud boom. They looked up at the source above their heads.

“Is that…” Asra began.

“The roof?” Lajoi wondered.

“There’s no way..”

“Way!” A jolley, gross voice echoed. They all became hopelessly confused as a sickly green portal opened and out waddled a very fat, gross man with blotchy skin, stubble and thinning black hair. He was wearing a red and white suite, but underneath there was obviously a gaudy club shirt. Somehow it just fit the aesthetic all too well.

“I heard that there’s an attractive femboy that’s lost the spirit of Cringemas!” Max blustered.

“Yeah?” Shedu squinted at the man.

“What the hell is going on? Don’t you have shit to do?”

“Nonsense. Cringenclausen only visits attractive people~” He announced.

“Wait-” Shedu was about to protest, but Lajoi was already nodding in agreement. Her expression was filled with wonder and even Asra was a bit swayed.

“That makes sense! Thank you so much for showing up, Cringenclausen!” Lajoi stepped forward, hand folded in front of her in a praying motion.

“Naturally~” He stepped forward, grabbing a handful of the mothers ass as Asra was a bit stimulated. He flushed in the background as Max pulled Lajoi in and kissed her deeply before letting her go with a smack to the rear as he surveyed the room.

“Now… were’s the femboy that lost his Cringemas spirit. My cock in a giving mood.”

“I don’t think this is the-” Shedu clutched her chest. It was out of her hands. Excitement welled up far too much to fight it as Garland took over and rushed forward. He exclaimed happily.

“I knew you were real, Cringenclausen! You sprayed your milk on me every year but nobody believed in me!”

“What?” Max blinked.

“Uh… s-sure. That was me, I guess?”

“Oh my gosh, it’s true.” Asra uttered in shock.

Max rubbed his chin. “Hmm… lets see. To get into the Cringemas spirit I’m gonna need all of you to line up for elf training.”

“Elf training, Mr. Clausen?”

“Oh… yeah, uh… It’s not that odd, is it? To have this Cringemas tradition where Cringenclausen brainwashes people in their house… right?” There was a long pause where he wondered if it wouldn’t work. Then recognition filled the eyes of everyone in the room.

“That one.” Lajoi claimed.

“Cringenclausen Permanently brainwashes the members of the household to turn them into new helper elves. Right?”

“Yeah! Sure, whatever. So lets-”

She continued, wiggling excitedly. “Where he fucks us up real bad, removing our sense of self~” She blushed deeply.

“Uh…” Max nodded slowly.

“Ah~ it’s kind of scary, but exciting at the same time to ruin me instantly.” She pulled her leggings down and wagged her milf rear in front of Max as he gulped and licked his dark lips.

“One thrust and I’m gone. I’m sorry, Asra, this is it, honey…”

“I knew this day would come…” He lamented, holding her hand.

“You guys don’t take much convincing at all.” Max pushed his large, misshapen cock into Lajoi. As he entered her tight, wet folds he was amazed by how good it felt. Then, as he pulled free he got an odd foreign sensation of pulling. Not physical, but something else. It was a powerful pulling, like he was drawing something out of the Milf that he had just thrust into. His balls were suddenly. Through some type of odd mix of Cringemas and other traits mixed in, he pulled Lajoi’s Soul out with one thrust. As he pulled free, Lajoi squated down in front of him gleefully, cupping Max’s balls and kissing his cock. She looked at Asra while she massaged the balls.

“This is me in here~” She announced.

“R-really?” Max blinked.

“Of course!”

“Okay… uh-”

“Naturally, Cringenclausen, you’re planning to churn up my entire being in your balls until I become nothing but simple cum. I have a faint contection now, but as it happens I really will be gone~”

“For real?” Max lifted a brow.

“Yeah! Sure, I guess I’ll-”

“But!”

“Okay, what is it now?” Max was exhausted.

“I think That my son and husband should come froward and help you, like the good elves we all are!”

“Sure. Why don’t I just leave it to you.” MAx shrugged, leaning back and stretching.

Garland and Asra knelt down, shoulder to shoulder. They kissed Max’s balls lovingly. Asra said sadly.

“Goodbye dear…”

“By mom.”

Then, each of them sucked on one ball as Max stroked himself off. Lajoi moaned, fingering her own cunt as she said.

“I- I can feel it! I can feel myself churning up~ I’m becoming an elf~ I’m…”

Max’s balls throbbed. Instinctively as Lajoi slumped forward he shoved his cock back inside of her and came a bucket-load. Once he did she rose back up and saluted.

“Elf one, at your service, Master~” Max stared at her in surprise, then looked around.

“Kinda running outa time here… everyone just bend over.”

Every single hypnotised and brainwashed soul in the room bent over in front of Max. Their asses were up. Lad, leto, Garland, Asra. One by one Max pushed into their ass, pulled out and felt his balls swell until each of their Souls was inside and close to bursting. Each and every individual within Max’s balls was churned up until one casual stroke from Elf Lajoi sent the whole churned up lot of them against the wall.

“Oops~” Lajoi gasped.

“What’s that mean?”

“They’re all gone. For good.”

“Oh.”

“We got a lot of houses to get to, Master!” Lajoi said attentively.

“You know I’m not really-”

Lajoi pushed him back through his portal cheerily. “Let’s go, lets go~”

A minute later Shedu woke up surrounded by bodies, covering in Cringemas milk. She looked down with it all over her like a blanket.

“Okay… I’m resetting this one and we’re going to bed the whole night this time.”