You break away from the crowd briefly, snatching up a peice of carboard and a wooden crate from a nearby alleyway. On the cardboard you scrawl the words, "$20 to any lady who can break my balls!".
With your rudimentary sign you walk across to the other side of street, directly facing the group of dancers. Standing on your crate and holding your sign up proudly, you begin to proclaim your challenge.
"Listen here, folks! In my hand I hold 20 real American dollars, a prize which you are lucky enough to have the chance to win!", as you say this you hold up a 20 dollar bill - although modern, luckily for you the design hasn't changed in the last 100 years. In this time, the currency in your hand is worth almost 350 dollars adjusted for inflation, so you quickly draw some attention.
"All you have to do to win this money is to, and forgive me for speaking somewhat crudely folks, break my balls! I assure you, I can take whatever you may throw at me, and I shall sleep soundly tonight with this money tucked neatly in my pocket. So! Any takers?"
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