Create a 'dating' profile

Looking at the pictures of everyone else's adventures has you feeling jealous, and a little more beyond. They have you feeling hot and bothered. You've been admittedly horny for a while now, and repressed. Always thinking on what the next important thing is, you surround yourself in studying and homework and more besides that socializing has taken a back seat, not that it was ever front and center to begin with. What's more, all your old friends are at least a couple of states removed, more nowso with spring break. You need someone you can communicate and interact with at your level, even if that level is just the physical one.

This problem, thankfully, you can settle without getting out of bed, or at least try to. You take a stab in the dark with a random dating app, not knowing what to pick over another. You click through the various screens, entering your information as you go. Your likes and interests pages feels naked, and there's a little bit of shame in seeing that in your face like this. You choose not to mope, and continue onward, taking a bed-ridden selfie as your profile picture.

The reactions you got were predictably fast and undignified. As much as you're not interested in a relationship just yet, you want at least a little more than to have someone knock on the door, fuck you, than leave. At least, that's what you tell yourself for the moment. You laugh at the seeming swaggering overconfidence of the men who you find on the app; if they were really everything they thought they were, why do they need a computer to help them get a woman? You at least recognize why you need help getting a man. Still, some of these men do look to be quite the specimens, and getting to them more could be intriguing, especially getting to know them biblically...

You put the braggarts and machismos actively pursuing you to the side for a moment, and see who else nearby may be looking. Interestingly, you find someone you recognize, which you didn't expect would happen. James Bryant, a classmate of yours. Smart, nerdy, he tended to ramble on in class when given the opportunity to speak in class. Beyond his unkempt appearance though, he was kind of cute, and he seemed to listen pretty well, which right about now might be exactly what you actually need...