Crazy coincidences

Candace was finally making some headway at work when Mr. Shertz made his way back with a smile, which she was unsure of why he was smiling.

“Great news! Your Amazon order is here so let’s get you dressed, young lady!” He said as he awaited the naked woman to walk with him to the front.

(How come he just didn’t bring it with him!?) She screamed internally to herself as she smiled and made her way to the other side of the desk.

New clients were shocked to see a completely naked woman walking around the office. The men stared while most of the women shot daggers at the bounciness of her bare tits and ass. Candace hated that she was being led around the office like some sort of delinquent child. What felt like an eternity was rather quick walk to Miranda’s desk. She smiled as she was holding three brown parcels. She threw the first one at Candace as she felt like the whole office was watching her get dressed. She was not surprised that she did not receive the items she had ordered as she pulled out an apron and matching oven mitts.

Her boss tried to reassure her, “This happens all the time, Candace. Last week they sent me a kids baseball mitt and you know my son James is in college now.” Candace smiled and nodded because she has not received an complete order for clothing in years.

Miranda proceeded to open the second bag and saw the bra and panties were tightly packed in bag. She carefully cut it with scissors…or so she thought. The straps of the bras had somehow moved themselves into her cut as well as the waistband of the panties. “OMG! Im so sorry I even made sure that nothing was in the way before I started to cut.”

Candace kept her smile as she quietly gestured for the last bag. She opened it and it was the dress she had ordered. She was stunned to see that she actually got something she had ordered as she held it up in front of her. She did not realize she was standing next to the industrial shredder as Mr. Shertz accidentally hit the on button for the machine. The dress was ripped out of her hands and shredded rather quickly as everyone watched in stunned silence.

“I’m so sorry, Candace…” her boss said as he quickly turned it off but the dress was now just scraps of cloth.

“You aren’t to blame, sir. I’m literally just cursed to be naked,” she said feeling tears well up with having more clothes ripped away. She made her way back to her desk as everyone gave her the decency and courtesy of not being stared at after everything that just unfolded.