Crafting the Royal Sheath

When you arrived back to the castle of the royal elves, you found yourself weary and worn, but not beaten. Nay, you had collected all of the ingredients necessary to finally make the Royal Sheath that your lover had amazingly had the gall to charge you with crafting. The witch had been one thing, but all those goblins, then the trolls, then the crystal golems? Come on. That was dangerous. That was too much.

Sighing heavily, you handed over the condom materials to the head druid. You didn't even have the shame at this point to be embarrassed about asking her to make condoms for you, nor did you have the energy to notice that she was, once again, a rather busty woman, dressed in leaf-and-vine woven robes that concealed very little of her tanned skin, which was marked with interesting runic tattoos.

"You've come far. Please, go to your room and rest. I will deliver you the product when it is finished. I should let you know-- it is my great honor and privilege to carry out this duty for the royal lineage. It isn't too often I have the pleasure."

You couldn't help but snark: between the princess who can't get laid unless her lover goes out and fights crystal golems just so he can get past first base and the druid whose greatest excitement is getting to make condoms out of monster blood and stuff, it seemed like nobody here in the elven kingdom really had any idea how to have a good time.

"Ah... well, as the future king, perhaps you can guide us in the matter. I would be quite interested to learn your idea of 'how to have a good time.'"

Hm. You noted for the future that it seemed like the hot druid you just met was already coming on to you. That was something you'd really like to pursue if this was a full-sized game and not a mini one, but alas, you really needed to go to your room and rest up for the hopefully long night ahead of you. Once the Royal Sheath was in hand, you would finally claim your prize.

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