Coworker -- Stripper -- Make up

Richard woke up that morning with a smile on his face. That job that filled him with dread whenever he was present at it, was something which he looked forwards to this day. Due to the sole reason that he would get to see if the bizarre skull was really what it had been said to be.

After what was practically a run to the office building where he worked, Richard took his seat firmly in his cubicle and started to diligently look for his coworker and her new style of makeup. Once she showed up, confusion visible under what she had automatically put on and couldn't remove that morning, it was anything but disappointing to the man whose life had been so soul crushing just the previous day.

The brunette who had never grown out of their big mouth, the one who wanted to speak ill of everyone she could and who wanted to sneak her ears to everyone's conversations. She had just entered the room, with her lips glossy; shiny and pink, her eye shadow glittering obnoxiously above its flashy deep blue and her foundation contoured to the point of it being nothing but a sign at attention seeking.

The view did look lovely to Richard, who definitely adored how her confidence had been taken down a peg at the prospect of working in the office like that. Ultimately however, she was still her and her mouth soon started yapping away incessantly.

"Yes, well then she said that chocolate makes her gain weight and I said: no way! and she said: yes way! I just didn't know she was on a diet, I really didn't want to tempt her like that" Richard could hear the woman talking just out of earshot "So anyway, if you see her just know that. She's trying to diet, don't offer her any sweets, she's really trying to lose weight"

The conversation was as vapid as it always was from her direction, but still, Richard couldn't help but smile at knowing that she now had a face he found more fitting to her personality. His mind began spinning as he absentmindedly worked, wondering what his next move would be. It wasn't long before he was back at home and doing his dishes, preparing himself for his next move.